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The Batman

When you're with a girl that likes to use Anal Beads on you, she puts down a tarp for when she pulls them out and you defecate.

Either one of you then pics up the tarp that is covered in Seaman and faeces and wear it like a cape and start flapping around the room, creating the illusion you are a bat.
far out man did you here Derrick gave Randy Mandy the The Batman last night" "Yeah i heard he swooped on her like an Eagle
by Hog Hog Hog June 2, 2011
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Blue Batman

Edging your boyfriend and right before climax Look him in the eyes and tell him his parents are dead
Friend 1: Yeah Jennifer blue batman’d on Saturday. Friend 2: I am sorry for your loss
by IkeKong January 4, 2018
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I am Batman

MAN THAT GUY IS SO BATMAN
I AM BATMAN
by Sneaky snek December 2, 2016
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I am batman with a banana and i am funny and i think you know it

Organs and zombies might be on there way so if they do come they might eat us with there chicken nuggets with when they merge together they wool and wool can be really useful to help make a bedrock and play minecraft and hit fortnite in the face
I am batman with a banana and i am funny and i think you know it so gifs are fun like pp squirt that so cute longest mug gooX
by Supermann0X July 13, 2021
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Pulling a Batman

When one makes plans, intricate or otherwise, but then falls out of communication until well after they can be salvaged, often by losing a cell phone.
"Man, we were all set tonight to go to the club and shit and then she goes off and pulling a Batman."

"I cleaned my house and my car and everything and then she straight up pulled a Batman on me dawg."
by IzzyPOP February 19, 2012
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Go play Lego Batman

When playing Xbox or PS3 and someone is so bad at a game that the only game they will be good at is Lego Batman.
Dude you are so bad at this game. Go play Lego Batman.
by muchobueno April 6, 2011
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Uncle Batman

Wearing special-shark-proof-Bat-long-underwear while using the giant-Bat-magnet to touch young wards inappropriately.

A more elaborate and gear-dependent form of molestication.
Holy molestication! I've {sob} been Uncle Batmanned!
by Lupin Yonsei August 25, 2008
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