what the bastard

You say it when you get really pissed and confused. And I mean REALLY pissed, because you're implying your confusion is an illegitimate child.

That zombie squirted cum on my roast beef sandwich. WHAT THE BASTARD IS WRONG WITH HIM?

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You Bastard Guy

One who consistently, and with explicit malice, consumes one's nilla wafers.

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A person who has been conceived and born in an unwed gay man's anus.

I hate that guy, he's a complete ass-bastard.

So your dads aren't married? That'd make you an ass-bastard, huh?

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A particularly spiteful male, possibly but not necessarily gay.

"What has that bitch bastard been saying about me?"

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Somebody who has a nose which resembles a mans penis.

Often found to have poor weed on there floors.

Tom Churchman is a knob nosed bastard

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A guy who has a hooknose and acts like a twat.

"merrrr.... I'm trying to lipread!!"

"I'm a hooknose bastard and I act like a twat"

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An insult used against the red chinese communists in the liberation of anchorage from those dirty Chinese commies

Us soldier: DIE YOU COMMIE BASTARDS
Chinese communist: *curses in chinese*