Master-bait and switch

When you think you're at least getting a hand-job, or handy, but instead you get nothing and blue balls.

Chad - How was the date last night?
Connor - Terrible, I didn't even get a hand job!
Chad - She even went home with you - did you get the old master-bait and switch?

by Do the Stammy Leg February 9, 2019

Naidhana-bait

A practice by superstitious indians who believe naidhana is the mostinauspicious day, but experience nothing wrong, and so as not to anger what they believe is fate, provoke bad situations to "fulfill" the inauspicious day.

Everything was going fine, but my brother started picking fights by leaving trash out then claiming I did it. It was obvious he was picking a fight. I saw his astrology notbook and saw why. He totally Naidhana-baited me because God-forbid he's happy for once.

by DevilTrigger June 17, 2019

Pony bait

A term used for damaged my little ponies that can’t be restored to their original state, be it due to plastic colour fade or any other conditions. These ponies are often used for OOAK (custom) projects and will be sold for this purpose.

I got this toy bundle, it’s full of pony bait

by XxXiXxX October 23, 2019

David Bain Jumper

A heavy, unstylish, old-fashioned winter jumper (pullover, sweater) most likely made of wool in a variety of colours such as that worn by David Bain upon his arrest for murdering his entire family. David Bain was convicted and later acquitted of the murder of his family.

I found a warm David Bain jumper at the charity shop.

by emzies November 24, 2019

Bagel bait

When a gentile bagels a Jewish girl to hit on her.

Kevin Finch plays Fiddler on the Roof to bagel bait the hot jewess at the bar.

by FG37 December 11, 2019

Aidan Baines

The Aiden Baines is a madness it’s a paki that sticks his tiny sweaty cock in white girls cough cough Lauren disgusting

Oh look it’s an Aidan Baines

by The dark destroyer March 12, 2020

Spoiler Baiting

When someone says something intriguing about a show/movie/book that makes you want to search it up and spoil it for yourself.

Person 1: “damn I really like this character”
Person 2: “ooo good luck with that, something really wild happens to them in the next season!”
Person 1: *searched it up because person 2 was spoiler baiting them*

by EsorRemmus April 30, 2020