cunt bastard

when you are intoxicated, one of the best words in the English dictionary to say

When Stuart gets drunk, he loves to call everybody a cunt bastard.

by MstuO March 14, 2009

zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker

longest swear word ever; used on buffy the vamp. slayer once

zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker!

by sekio April 2, 2004

old bastard

Someone who is past their time is often described as an "old bastard".

`That Tony Bond is shite at football the fuckin "Old Bastard" pah.

by Grego April 6, 2005

bastard-fuck

noun: any annoying/inconvenient/unwanted/unkind situation/person that can be considered both a right bastard and a complete fuck.

1) Max goes out at 6:30am to leave for work and discovers the front tyre on his bike is completely flat. Max looks angrily at the tyre and proclaims "oh you bastard-fuck!".

2) Miriam goes to the fridge for her half of that chocolate cake she's been looking forward to all day, only to discover that her brother Danny has eaten it. "That was for me Danny you bastard-fuck" she then wails.

by SirJibby January 6, 2009

Dutch Bastard

In simplicity, a fatherless Dutchman, a dutch pedophile, a Dutch homo, Or Johan Van Der Smut, "Goldmember."

Golmember is known as a Dutch bastard, and in extremely faggish actions, a crazy Dutch bastard. He does not have a fahza and loves gold. and testicles. Typical Dutch bastard

by Darkrai227 January 21, 2010

blastard

One who blares rap music at full volume with all windows open in his car, much to the annoyance of anyone else in a 30-foot radius.

Often two blastards will get into a volume war with their music, leading to a horrid-sounding mishmash of rap beats and cuss words that you can't keep from assaulting your ears even if you close your windows.

My drive from Atlanta to Orlando was plagued by the presence of a blastard that stuck by me on the highway the whole time. Now there's 8 hours I can't get the fuck back.

by FrackLuke March 17, 2013

bastardation

A Noun meaning horrible, shitty, or just in general bad. Usually used to describe a bad version of an original, such as "The bastardation of the song." or "The bastardised version."

"A bastardation of the new movie is coming out in December...."

"The worst bastardation..ever.."

by ~The Sandman~ November 24, 2007