Michael Barnes

an amalgamation of the most generic dude you can think of, or just some dude who listens to really generic stuff. known to reside in San Leandro

Parsley Smite: Man you are such a Michael Barnes, LOL! you watch The Office US!
Charlie Leask: Nah that shows ass man!

by ParlseyIsQueer87 May 27, 2023

Barn Crazy

once headed home, no devation is allowed! i.e. gas station, grocery store, or any stop is allowed. Fill sprint home!

at the end of our trip, she was barn crazy to get home.

by Vulture44 June 18, 2023

ryan scott barnes

Known in TWHS as small PP man. he’s 2 hard. someone you would never wanna bang. Make by birth but goes as female. basically a drag queen

Damn. if i was ryan scott barnes id kermit suicide

by foreverAvirgin123 December 10, 2018

BARN

Adjective
Stands for Bad Ass Right Now.

I'm so BARN.

by parker granger August 19, 2014

barn points

A superior form of currency. Can be used all around the worlds.

I got barn points from the barn so i can now get ice cream.

by BelloJello January 20, 2018

Christ Barnes

A scaudly person who has a fetish for dirty crusty hair and skin. Is very good at their job. Has a favourite colleague but won't tell them. Can often look like they want to kill someone on the daily. Fiesty like a jalapeno pizza

That one is an absolute Christ Barnes

by anonymous November 30, 2021

Calese Barnes

Infectious diseases

oh my gosh, don’t go next to her you might get the Calese Barnes

by 20B&H July 18, 2024