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Definitions by Purple_Krusher420

Barn Apple Tea

Describing liquid manure a farmer stores in a tank that can't be spread because it is steeping in the hot sun.
"This is good as Barn Apple Tea..." or "OH Gawd that Barn Apple Tea Stinks!"

Pedophile Pudding Cup 

A condom filled with cum/sperm that is drank as a gogurt tube by someone more than 6 years younger than the other person.
"Did you enjoy that pedophile pudding cup, darling? "

That pedophile pudding cup was so salty.

That pedophile pudding cup could make some good crispy bacon.