uni-baller

A disgruntled man that has one testicle and somehow bangs dirty goth chicks. Can also be a ball point pen maker.

Goddamn that uni-baller got two girls now when hes only got one nad?

by Bennie December 8, 2004

Scott Bailey

A male born with a abnormaly small penis, who is adicted to sex and cheating on his girlfriend.

girl; did you see that, he just pulled a Scott Bailey

by sexgod100000000000003 July 13, 2011

ballerino

a man ballerina (according to jessica simpson)

the ballerino in swan lake wore really nasty tight spandexy tights.

by onyx the seal June 17, 2004

Berliner Ballen

Berliner Ballen are baked Goods you can eat. They are round. They are filled with jam. Also an offensive term for a fat person as they too are round and greasy.

Me: look at Till!
You: He's adorable!
Till: I'm a Berliner ballen, look at me wobble!

Fresh and spicy just like a Berliner Ballen!

by Vici May 17, 2006

The Bailey

When someone takes a long time to get ready.

Joseph: "Why are you late?"

Kendal: "Oh you know, just doing The Bailey."

by Djrussbuss April 22, 2011

ballen

a common way white people mispell the word "ballin".

Patrick is white, Patrick thinks he is "ballen", wrong.

by Sarrrrahhhhhhh November 1, 2007

baileys

a really good alcoholic beverage.... particulary good in coffee. best if used in europe.

URGH! I'm tired...i need a mocha with some baileys, bitch.

by Kim L'Amour July 26, 2006