Christian Atheist

An atheist that believes in an afterlife and references Jesus, but believes in science for the creation of life and existence, or not thinking God is real. These people reference many bible related subjects, but does not think that God is the creator of life, only saying so for a joke or other non-serious reason.

Joe is such a Christian atheist. He references god so much but still refuses he believes he is real.

by SlipperyButterBoi June 28, 2023

safety atheist

A safety atheist is something used by blue collar workers when in comes to osha. Someone who hates all of the safety protocols osha "has" us follow. Because let's be real we all think some of oshas safety standards are a little to much at some points.

Technically school teacher "ok guys today we gotta over a few safety things so we can get into the shop next week"

Student "but sir I'm a safety atheist"

by Whitetrashwithafatass September 1, 2023

Twitter Atheist

Somebody who will talk about Religion more than the Pope or Dalai Lama on Twitter. They’re similar to Reddit Atheists in that 90% of the time, their biggest trauma with Religion was going to Sunday school and going into detention for saying God isn’t real.

Guy on Twitter: I think God is cool and I also respect Atheists

Twitter Atheist: God is dead and your Religion is false. Kill yourself.

Guy on Twitter: Tf bro I just said I think God is cool

by Skenry of Halitz December 16, 2023

Reddit Atheist

The people who are responsible for the commonly held belief that all atheists are far-left nutjobs.

Fuck Reddit Atheists

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 22, 2024

Best Atheist Argument

Mine.

Hym "I'm pretty sure the best atheist argument against the existence of God was mine. Which was (If you all don't remember which you probably don't even have to because you clearly have access to this in a way I do not) If God exists, it created an inferior race of being to have it's way with for eternity. If it's a sentient lifeform that did this deliberately, it is either culpable or directly responsible for everything that happens here. This is both the worst possible iteration of reality conceivable and something I wouldn't have ever chosen. Which means it's non-consensual. It (God) is, therefore, either evil or incompetent. I mean, seriously, I've been trying to poop for like 10 minutes now. I sat down because I- Ope, there it goes. I got it out while I was editing. But even now, my legs are numb because I've been on the toilet for so long. Hold on.................................... (Had to wipe) Alright... So, I'm literally a captive. Beyond that I'm trapped here with you. Which is not going great. And, um, yeah... "

by Hym Iam June 20, 2024

Doggo-Atheist

The atheism of the common bloke. Believes that he doesn't have to explain why he doesn't believe in God because the burden of proof is on Christians to demonstrate their God first. Doesn't believe in God, but believes "Interdimensional entities" instead. Believes that aliens "obviously exist" but God "Obviously doesn't exist". Continues to eat meat as religious people do, yet condemns the Bible for immorality. Swears every 3 seconds. Is following satanic pages on social media and thinks he is a demon but then turns around and says God and demons dont exist. Believes that calling himself an atheist actually makes him smarter than other people, even other atheists. Interjects between two christians having a normal conversation to argue about Christianity. Thinks that Sam harris is the smartest man on earth. Cannot demonstrate that God does not exist, yet claims that his atheism is a scientific fact. Thinks its evil for white people to be racist, but gets happy when white people face racism. Want's his son to be groomed into transgenderism. Gets happy when Tyrone f's his mum. Ignores the fact that Steven Hawking was at epstien Island and continues to quote him. Worships Biden as God on earth.

"Sebastian is talking about how Christianity is fake again."

"Yeah, hes a real doggo-atheist."

by jerry3242 June 24, 2024

Pragmatic Atheist

A pragmatic atheist is someone who actively pursued an understanding of theism by delving into the study of diverse religions and spiritual practices, ultimately arriving at atheism through a methodical process of elimination. Their rejection of theism may be grounded in practical, prudential, or moral considerations. This journey involves critically evaluating religious beliefs and doctrines, weighing evidence, coherence, and ethical implications. For pragmatic atheists, atheism emerges not as a mere rejection born of emotional bias, but rather as a reasoned stance based on thoughtful inquiry and assessment of available knowledge.

An open, decreeing mind is the hallmark of a pragmatic atheist.

by anonymous March 28, 2024