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astro fail

Astronomical fail. Something going so wrong as to require an extra adjective (astronomical) to accurately describe how terribly awful something went. Can also be used to describe a person who fails at something or just life in general.
"Dude, that part last night was an astro fail."
"You clearly can't dance. Astro fail."
"You are such an astro fail sometimes."
by detourturnsdestiny February 20, 2010
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AstroSpit

The merger of two massive galaxies. When attracting galaxies collide and the black holes at their centers become one. An event within the Universe, resulting from a galactic collision, that produces a spray of stars in all directions.
The Andromeda and Milkyway galaxies will eventually merge to produce an Astrospit.
by Intune2U November 25, 2011
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Astro-Chalice

Bust out the Astro-Chalice, bro'!
by J-96 August 27, 2012
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astranitus

The common disease of having physical and emotional attraction to assholes who constantly screw you over
marg: "why is she dating him!?"
tim: "she has astranitus"
by bad biaaa May 28, 2012
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Astro Baguette

An astro Baguette is when you stick a baguette so far up your arse you can see stars
Did you hear how he got an astro baguette. He'll never be able to sit down again, (again)

... plus i wanted to eat that
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astropothitle

The act of saying something so obscure, and having people believe it makes sense, that it becomes a sensation of the internet, and then the world
He said something so magnificent, it became an astropothitle!
by EpicPikaJew July 2, 2012
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astra martin

Astra martin
The most beautiful person inside and out. If you dont know her you wont like her. But once you do get the know astra martin she is the most amazing down to earth caring person you will ever meet! She is very misunderstood. Shes been so hurt that she doest care who she hurts anymore. But if someone does get hurt in her path she doest mean it! And will feel bad about it!

Astra martin is the life and sole of the party.she will make the most out of every day and live life on the edge but to the max! If you ever befriend astra martin keep her close because she is 100% real!
by 123sm69 February 8, 2015
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