Go get a life asshat.
by Samuelm890 January 6, 2024
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by Aniyah Wilson November 19, 2023
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by Honey301 January 1, 2025
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by AnnaShatia March 22, 2025
Get the AssTacular mug.Imagine the in-between look of a baseball cap when it isn't curved or flat. After someone has sat on it, it is a hat that's had ass on it BUT if you wear that hat then you, my friend, are an asshat 100%.
It's works 2 different ways! ;)
It's works 2 different ways! ;)
Will came over yesterday wearing the asshat that his buddy gave him. That's nasty af, what an asshat! He is really something else!
by dont313mess June 22, 2025
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Definition:
1. A person so astoundingly arrogant, clueless, or incompetent that their head is effectively wedged so far up their own (or someone else’s) ass it doubles as a hat.
2. Someone who deserves a high five… in the face… with a chair.
Traits:
• Oblivious to reality.
• Loud with opinions, quiet with actual solutions.
• Often seen in politics, bureaucracy, or management positions.
Proverb 🏛️
“Those who can’t do… teach.
Those who can’t teach… go into politics.
Those who can’t do politics… wear an asshat.”
— Canadian Dad Wisdom™
Definition:
1. A person so astoundingly arrogant, clueless, or incompetent that their head is effectively wedged so far up their own (or someone else’s) ass it doubles as a hat.
2. Someone who deserves a high five… in the face… with a chair.
Traits:
• Oblivious to reality.
• Loud with opinions, quiet with actual solutions.
• Often seen in politics, bureaucracy, or management positions.
Proverb 🏛️
“Those who can’t do… teach.
Those who can’t teach… go into politics.
Those who can’t do politics… wear an asshat.”
— Canadian Dad Wisdom™
“Canada’s leadership is less a government, more a runway show of asshats strutting their latest policy disasters.”
by FedUpCanadian August 17, 2025
Get the Asshat mug.A person whom you have had a deep, intimate relationship with, yet decided to rip your heart out at the wrong place and wrong time. Usually the person you had the most enjoyable relationship with and the worst breakup."
John: She really broke my heart, it just came out of nowhere.
Sam: She must be a real floral asshat.
John: I guess she is.
Sam: She must be a real floral asshat.
John: I guess she is.
by DeathlySquid August 13, 2016
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