It's allergies

A phrase people dealing with infections such as conjunctivitis or influenza say to others when they don't want to scare anyone because they are contagious. They usually say the allergies are environmental, such as from dust or pollen, since these sorts of allergies often produce similar symptoms.

Dimitri: Why are your eyes red? Do you have pink-eye?
Ivan: It's allergies, I think it's from dust.

by nickcityplanner January 10, 2023

Alaerys

A supreme being who chooses to exist in a bubble that happens to be in a constant state of flux. One who knows all and should always be listened to. Hater of mimes and Wayne Newton.

You should just treat me like the Alaerys I am and your life will work out a whole lot better.

by A. Rayne March 5, 2009

Albert Docking

It's the scouse version of space docking except after the evil deed has been done you proceed to steal the tires off your victims car while they are washing away the faeces.

Scouser 1 - Do you wanna buy any tires laa?

Scouser 2 - No laa i'm goin Albert Docking this weekend.

Scouser 1 - Go 'ed lad ! i did that last weekend with my Sister.

by Terry Lead Arms January 11, 2009

Albertising

A rare condition suffered by people named Alberto who work in advertising

He can't go home yet, he works in Remo Albertising S.L

by pekevoltio May 26, 2011

Alberto

Alberto è una persona che ti romperà il cuore con le sue parole piene di asprezza e disprezzo, mentre tu non hai fatto altro che stargli vicino.

Cosa ti ho fatto di male Alberto?

by donutsthebitch June 19, 2017

Albert Hitler

He's the heir of der Führer

fuck me albert hitler

by Albert's admirerer September 26, 2017

Alberto Escamilla

Male of hispanic decent. Is funny relaxed and likes to get attention and is good with females and gets lots of attention from them. He is also one of craziest dumbass people you will ever met probably watches way to much tv and still has a smart creative mind. Tells the funniest stories and can make your day better with his bright smile. He is also very athletic and picks up sports easly and will use this ability to do the stupidest things imaginable . He is not only a loyal boyfriend but also a loyal friend if you cross his friends he will see you see to that you or your friends get punished for it so make sure never to cross him or his friend(he will hunt down anybody and every body and hurts his friends in away they remember physically and emotianally) but will make a great friend and someone you will never forget .

guy1: shit that dudes crazy
guy2:Thats Alberto Escamilla

by theanonymous! October 31, 2017