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Asian Gangster Wannabe

An asian that often lives in a poor ghetto area and tries to garner respect by spiking their hair, smoking, and wearing baggy and dark or white clothes. Many try to get a tattoo and try to join gangs but they look absolutely pathetic. They can often be seen driving an old honda with a ton of add-ons listening to either hip-hop or rap. Talks like a mix between fob and wannabe ghetto. Are often very short and hang around clueless girls who try to dress perverted and wear enormous amounts of make-up.
Asian Gangster Wannabe: Yo, homie, why yo talk like you know me?

Asian: First off, I wasn't talking to you. No one wants to talk to your type. Stop shaming our race.

AGW: Yo Brotha!

Black: You ain't black you dumbass!

AGW: Wassup dawg, when you gonna show mah shizzle some respect?

White: Sorry, but I dont speak your language.
by White Washed January 12, 2008
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Ariba

Boy #1: Is that Ariba?
Boy #2: I'd fuck that.
by nobodyyyyyyy August 10, 2010
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Asian Fap Attack

When an Asian man hides in the shadows(ie. bushes,or a dark ally) and masturbates vigorously until an unsuspecting teenage girl kneels down to tie her shoe. When she does this, the Asian man leaps out of the shadows and ejaculates on her face or tits.
Asian man: "aw yeah you take that cum on your face"

Teen Girl: "HELP I AM THE VICTIM OF AN ASIAN FAP ATTACK!"
by Mister Blackie April 27, 2009
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asian mom

a mom who is a bitch and would do anything to control you and she always nags about your studies and she is always like spend money on cheap stuff for you especially. she is hypocrite she resorts to hitting when you refuse to litsen to her. There are three things she like to do you:
1.she bitch slaps or hits you with passion.
2.she makes you work ridiculously hard to get your license.
3.she likes to punish you for bullshit and ridicoulus things such as not doing a problem for homework.
asian mom:you need finish this problem?
son:no mom
asian mom: your not getting your license tommorrow if don't finish this!!!
son's thought: wow she is a bitch!!!
by rocketman12345 August 7, 2009
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ghetto asian

An Aisian who walks, talks, and acts like he/she is black.
by Weather Mistress May 16, 2005
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Asian Fantic

Some one who is obessed with Asian Dramas, usually shows from Japan, China, Taiwan, Korea and Philippines.
Usually smart teenage kids.
Typically they start to learn Chinese, Japanese, Taglog or Korean.
They also like to listen to Asian music.
Have a serious case of yellow fever.
Most of the time they happen to already be asian or part asian, but this refers to the non-asians who become obessed.
Girl: Have you seen Lisa lately?
Boy: No, I think shes watching those "chinese" movies.
Girl: Lisa is such an Asian Fantic!
by OneLostCause December 30, 2008
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asian temptation

a woman of asian descent who is very attractive, ie a temptation
"have you seen that new asian girl whos just started shes sooooo fit"

"asian temptation!"

"totally!"
by lambo number 5 May 4, 2009
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