I like rainbows, pink unicorns, and sitting crisscross applesauce while I hold hands in a love circle and sing Jesus loves me.
by 'eh July 16, 2007
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The best apples are at the top of the tree.
Some boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the perfect person to come along, for he will climb all the way to the top.
The best apples are at the top of the tree.
Some boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the perfect person to come along, for he will climb all the way to the top.
by Outcast November 9, 2004
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by bingbongpedo April 10, 2010
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*Lorelai approaches Miss Patty's dance studio where Patty is instructing several small dancing apples.*
PATTY: Keep it going, kids. You're red, you're delicious. You're about to have the juice sucked out of you. *She smiles as Lorelai passes* There she is -- our spunky entrepreneur.
LORELAI: I am the uber-Trump-Murdoch-Maximus. *She glances back* Oop. Apple down.
PATTY: Apple down. *pauses before understanding then reacting* Apple down!
PATTY: Keep it going, kids. You're red, you're delicious. You're about to have the juice sucked out of you. *She smiles as Lorelai passes* There she is -- our spunky entrepreneur.
LORELAI: I am the uber-Trump-Murdoch-Maximus. *She glances back* Oop. Apple down.
PATTY: Apple down. *pauses before understanding then reacting* Apple down!
by Nerd Apple April 21, 2006
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Man, that apple-ause at the launch party for the ipad was sickening. Those apple geeks were going nuts over an over-sized ipod touch just because Steve Jobs was holding it.
by mrincognito September 10, 2010
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Apple, in it's height ignorance and blind belief that their drones (customers) would never notice the switch from Google, a product of a misfired neuron in the peabrains of software "developers".
Apple, in it's height ignorance and blind belief that their drones (customers) would never notice the switch from Google, a product of a misfired neuron in the peabrains of software "developers".
Well now I am lost, time to open Google Maps... What? Where did Google go? The fuck is just "Maps". So now Apple Maps is the only thing on my phone now. Well, gotta find my place.
Fuck, where the hell is my house? There's just a garble of satellite artifacting and missing photos.
(Siri voice) LEFT TURN
FUCK
( screams)
OH MY GOD
(Crash)
Beep. Beep. Beep.
You have reached your destination...
HELL
Fuck, where the hell is my house? There's just a garble of satellite artifacting and missing photos.
(Siri voice) LEFT TURN
FUCK
( screams)
OH MY GOD
(Crash)
Beep. Beep. Beep.
You have reached your destination...
HELL
by Florescent Lamp January 12, 2014
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