lol abuser

Someone who uses lol not only too much in a conversation, but is most likely NOT laughing out loud at what was previously said. Not only is this person an abuser of an already retarded term, but they are a liar. Hit them.

Vladimir: I'm really confused with this hw.
Eric: lol
Vladimir: Why is that funny? I really am confused.
Eric: I'm not laughing lol
Vladimir: Why are you using lol then?
Eric: lol
Vladimir: You are a lol abuser and I loathe you, no lol. I will kill you dead.

by KanonDface January 20, 2009

ABFT

Acronym for "About fucking time".

Chat person 1: Someones at the door! BRB
Chat person 2: OK
(30 minutes later)
Chat person 1: I'm back!
Chat person 2: ABFT!

by Blown2Bits January 4, 2009

Abishake Sutharsan

A little curry muncher who spends all his time sniffing his foot.

Dude 1 : Dang man you're sniffing that like you're Abishake Sutharsan
Dude 2 : Damn you're right!

by Boomer.com November 24, 2019

Abby/Abigail

Abby/Abigail it’s always a fun, spunky and cool girl. She has a big heart and an even bigger mind and when something is bothering her she tries to hide it but she’s never very good at it.

As a girlfriend’s Abby/Abigail is always there with you through those hard times , and loves to watch Netflix and chill
With her Bf/gf and loves to surprise them.

As a friend Abby/Abigail is funny, loud and quick to say what’s on her mind she mostly has just a few close friends but is always willing to branch out

“Abby/Abigail is the best girlfriend she always has a smile on her face”

by Wingardiumleviosa7 November 5, 2018

abigiya

Abigiya is a beautiful and wonderful girl. And everyone wishes to be just like her.

Damn girl you're looking abigiya today!

by Barokan June 27, 2020

The Abortion Scam

When a female tells a man that she has had unprotected sex with, that she is pregnant. Although this is not true, she then asks him for abortion money. In a panic, the man quickly gets the money... even if he has to borrow it.....SUCKER!! She then goes shopping with the money.

Here is how 'The Abortion Scam' dialogue goes....

Michelle: Wow Amy, how can you afford that Prada bag?

Amy: I just told Todd, Joe, Mike, and Don that i was pregnant. $1,200 later...i bought my bag!!

by C-DOGG72 July 18, 2010

Aborgy

When a group of people have an orgy, followed by a group visit to the abortion clinic, to have a party abortion.

Lucas: "Dude, ive never felt so good after having that Aborgy"

by Aborgasim July 10, 2011