parker

Parker's are the hottest boys you'll ever meet. They will make you smile. They are very attracted to Emily's. If you see the 2 of them together you have no match to make another couple. Parker's can break your heart but you will never stop loving them. They are very awesome people and you will really want to get to know them. Parker's are not fit for girls with the name ISABELLA. If you find yourself with a Parker then you will want to put your cowboy boots on because chances are you to will end up on a beautiful ranch. So if your name is Parker and your reading this go find yourself a girl named Emily because she will become the best thing that will happen to your life and do not let her go. I AM WARNING YOU IT WOULD BE THE WORST MISTAKE.
Emily: Who is that over there?
Isabella: That's Parker, i should go date him!
Emily: No you would be horrible for him, that hottie is all mine
Parker: I love you Emily, your perfect for me!
by JANE776543 May 05, 2021
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a big bitch with huge titties and his phone is always dry
" Parker lost in fantasy this week because he's a hoe!"
by silasmanning7 September 25, 2019
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A stupidly funny kid! He usually isn’t very kind at first but once you get to know him he can be very funny.. Parker’s overall a good person to have in you’re life..
Girl #1- “Omg Parker is so funny!”
Girl #2- “He seemed rude.”
Girl #1- “You just need to get to know him better and i promise you he’s sweet!”
by itsjustmaddie August 12, 2020
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He's a player. He is usually a brunette. He says he likes you but he is already dating someone.
parker is such a player
by ling ling hoe November 21, 2019
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i wanna give up.
im so tired, i dont wanna be around here.
i try my best to make people laugh
but it never goes right, im sorry for everything.

But im a bitch, i like hurting people. i fucking hate everyone i feel so annoying do people even like me anymore
What do they really have against me?
parker loves orcas, cats and dogs. cute.
by orcalover123 February 27, 2022
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Parker, the cutest bean. It’s on urban dictionary now it’s a fact
“Parker, wow, look how freaking amazing you look. You outfit is on point, and that hair swoop.. plan me a funeral right now”
by Jackiemackiecrack May 24, 2019
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Parkers are usually total LEGENDS and are not afraid of anything, even if they do get scared, they never lack self esteem. They are also great in bed, and very aggressive too. All the girls usually like a parker at some point. Parkers can almost never lie to the person they love, and take a lot in their pride. They are also willing to help Anyone, no matter who they are. Parkers will full send in any situation.they are also the fastest person you will know. And usually do some stupid crazy shit to make something good happen
Girl 1: who’s that legend over there?
Girl 2: oh that’s parker, he’s so great, and also amazing in bed.
by Randomwaterbottl March 22, 2022
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