Non-man penis haver

This is a male old enough to qualify as a man,but is not dignified enough to behave as such. He is also not digified or classy enough to be deemed a fuck boy and is a complete loser by all senses of the word. Not only does he not have a position in life to hold adults relationships, though he cannot remain single due to instability to provide for himself financially, he will perpetually pursue romantic relationships to evade accountability for his own failure and will continuously bring every individual he engages in romantic relationships with. This male is a hurricane force toxic destruction in human form. He is a non-man penis haver.

He used me for years blaming depression for not being able to secure a steady job or paycheck ruining my credit and rental credit history and eventually left me for first chick he met on social media. Some could consider him a fuck boy, but I consider him to be even less. He has a penis, but he's not a man by definition. He is a non-man penis haver.

by LacyBitch April 17, 2018

buck penis

When a man has a visable boner and it hangs out over his pants, chair, etc. and is visable to people around him.

The night at the hookah bar was ruined by the skinny kid with his huge buck penis that scared off my friends and made my girlfriend yearn for it.

by The Heebrew Hammer September 22, 2005

Ablatio Penis

To have a penis cut off during circumcision. Resulting in sexual reassignment of a male (XY), to a Female (XX). Normally includes use of hormone therapy, and results in phyco-sexual abnormalities.

Example 1
Mike: Man, that chick looks like a total dude.
Andrew: Yeah, she most likely has an ablatio penis.

Example 2
Mike: Hey lets go out tonight and get trashed.
Andrew: Nah, Im just going to stay in tonight.
Mike: What do you have an Ablatio Penis?

by Michael Schmidtt January 26, 2009

disco penis

a penis which is stuck in the era of disco common syptoms are

*penis is constantly whistling abba tunes

*you find a disco ball up your ass

*your penis will dress in white

"hey my penis has the fever-the boogie fever!"

"man have i got a bad case of disco penis or what all ive been hearing all day is abba tunes"

by Swift December 13, 2003

12 inch penis

Something Nick Barrett does have (see also, Nick Barrett)

Dude, My boyfriend doesn't even come close to a 12 inch penis.

by Your mom April 4, 2003

Green Penis

I know who has a crunchy green Penis!

by Ykcab June 18, 2003

yellow puffy part of the penis

What I have a burning sensation in.

"What should I do when there is a burning sensation in the yellow puffy part of the penis?"

by Vulgar Clown August 21, 2003