smart penis

Well it’s almost like smart tit but better
Hey dude stop being a smart penis and get over it.
by June 01, 2022
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Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis the highest rated prison Romance video at the Gays' Oscars. The faggots couldn't resisted the happy ending.
by queensburykid March 31, 2024
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Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome

Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome (otherwise known as BBPS or being a 'grower not a shower) is what happens when your penis is soft it is small and when hard it is large.

Much as how when Bruce Banner is calm he is small and puny Banner, and when he is angry he is huge and angry Hulk.
Girl: Hey are you a grower or a shower?

Guy: I actually have Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome

Girl: ...so a grower?
by That ass July 23, 2022
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Penis Maneuver

A interesting act done by males in order to preduce pleasure also know as jacking off,wanking,or{mastubating}.
Greg! I did the penis maneuver so hard last night!
by Urmumswasher July 31, 2020
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Penis quife

That which happens from a air bubble/pocket produced between strokes/pumps
My lady was giving me a double handy and got a surprise penis quife when her strokes were out of sink
by Walstur April 17, 2020
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Crusty Penis

Crusty penis is another way to say erection or boner, while confusing anyone around you.
by BattyMassive September 17, 2019
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Pickled penis

1,when a guy fucks a girl with an STD and his dick now smells like rotting pussy

2,when a guy has an STD and his dick just stinks or has that vinegary B.O. smell
Person 1, bro my dick smells so bad I hate it
Person 2, yeah bro I told you that hoe would give you a pickled penis, should of used a condom
by Thetallonewithlonghair August 09, 2023
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