assembly-dick

The act of lining up multiple girls on their knees, running by with your big fucking dick hanging out, and hitting them all in the face. (Preferably at least 10 girls, and hot cum shooting from dick onto their faces.)

Dude, were you at that party last night?
Yeah, i was in the back with a couple chicks, you?
Aww man! I lined up like 15 crazy-drunk bitches and pulled an assembly-dick.

by Big N' Hairy May 29, 2008

poop dick

In addition to the other definitions listed...

(noun) a man who engages in anal sex with any other; the giver; the aggressor.

(transitive verb) to poop dick someone would be to penetrate the poo cutter of another.

(noun) Is that poop dick? Yeah! That's him alright! And that's poop dick's victim.

(transitive verb) I poop dicked a girl for the first time last night, but she didn't much enjoy it.

by elegantmaskwithafeather October 9, 2008

jerk dick

General purpose insult for someone who has an unpleasant demeanour, or is just bad to be around. Also good to describe someone you don't like too much.

'That guy was such a jerk dick...i hope his gayfire explodes on the ride home to his boyfriends' apartment'

'hey jerk dick, nice fucking boots!'

by steel julian April 4, 2005

dick fuck

inserting a finger or foreign object into the penis hole.

I saw this porno where this bitch fucked this guys dick with her toung and fingers giving him a dick fuck.

by A fuckin men to that June 11, 2006

dick muncher

Eating to much dick...dick

Your such a dick munch stop it

by Chris Porter October 22, 2003

Dick Fart

Literal Term!

"It was about as rare as a Dick Fart"

by Bilbo January 31, 2004

dick date

When two guys hang out together in a non-romantic fashion over dinner or a show. Also referred to as a "man date".

I was planning to take my wife out to see the Bostones with dinner beforehand. She bailed at the last minute, so I invited Eric and we went out on a dick date.

by the comand'r August 26, 2014