Shift that shit

Affecting change in a positive to make room for harmonious co-existence. Letting go or creating space to enable a more blissfulness - power - confidence.

We were tired of getting ripped off by Brand A so we called customer service and in three minutes switched to Brand B - receiving twice as much product for half the price. Shift that shit! STS shift that shit!

by Enekamu March 15, 2012

Surprise Shit

When you are about to sit down on the toilet, but the shit shoots out before you can sit down.
Usually diarrhea.

Rarely the cause of clotes.

I was about to have a nice poop, but I had surprise shit so I couldn’t enjoy it.

by hot man ass September 21, 2017

Joe shit

Something incredibly stupid and unbelievable, usually a false story. Not to be confused with hoe shit.

Dude 1: my tire fell of my car so I was late to work.

Dude 2: man that's some Joe shit.

by BrosephtheDUDE December 15, 2014

Shit Nachos

Knowing something is wrong but you accept it anyway to avoid confrontation.

The waitress brought be a plate of shit nachos! I didn’t order this! Also, I’m not sending it back because I don’t want to make a scene.

by mcreynoldsatwar March 8, 2021

Cheap shit

When you live in a box but can’t protect your money because you’re “on a budget”.

Ugh... cheap shit Stephen...

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

shit sleeve

The rectal wall

Man, my shit sleeve has been backed up for weeks!

by Richard Hawkins May 22, 2004

shit the dog

expression of awe

person 1: Man i had sex with this chick and now my dick hurts
person 2: shit the dog she gave you that shit man

by all in yo ass June 25, 2016