act black 

What most modern white males between 13 and 21 do. Normally, what they do is hang out only with white people, but they act really "ghetto" when they are with them. Some cases may even becomed so advanced that the person in question may even make up "ghetto street names" like White Chocolate, Bleached Darkness, and the occasional Chocolate Thunder. Also, these people rarely get along with Black people.

W.Person who always Act Black(WPAB): What's up my Homies?
Black Person(BP): What the hell you want?
WPAB: Nuthin, I'm just chillin' out in the 'Hood?
BP: If you're from dis 'Hood then why don't I know you?
WPAB: U probably heard of me then,people know me as White Chocolate and Bleached Darkness, but most people know me as Chocolate Thunder ya'heard?
WPAB: *gets beaten up and throun in the nearest dumpster*

act black by GruberMiester August 22, 2006

Neon Black

a color almost impossible to define, although retards think its a blacklight. (its not!)
a retarded color thought up by a smartass (myself), mainly used to brush off annoying douchebags, or stun idiots for a short time so you can escape the barrage of stupidity while they try to think about it.

guy: hey jokero, whats your favorite color?

Jokero: neon black

guy: wtf is neon black? *derrrr*

Jokero: fuck you thats what! *runs*

Neon Black by JokeroX42 October 16, 2008

bootleg black people

someone who acts like a black person. most commonly seen with the young hispanic community.

hispanic kid 1- "what up my nigga?"
hispanic kid 2- "shit nigga just chillin doin my thang."

white kid- "man look at those bootleg black people"

bootleg black people by leprachaun420 June 8, 2009

riding the black pony 

To drink lots of coffee all day because you're addicted and that's the only way you feel like a whole person.

I made some coffee in the french press this morning that's as black as my soul, and I've been riding the black pony ever since.

riding the black pony by Wheeeeeeee! December 8, 2005

George Bush doesn't care about black people 

A statement made by rapper/musician Kanye West back in 2005 that showed both his astute political ignorance as well as his inability to think before opening his mouth.

(Some natural disaster hits New Orleans/Oakland/Detroit)

Kanye: George Bush doesn't care about black people!

Some guy: Kanye, you's one dumb motherf***er.

George Bush doesn't care about black people by RaptorJesus720 June 9, 2009

The Black Parade 

The Black Parade is the new name of My Chemical Romance's newest album, which came out last year. But, the real meaning of the black parade, think about it, black symbolizes death, and a parade is a celebration, so The Black Parade is a Celebration of Death. It is also focused around "The Patient" and you can find a picture of "The Patient" on photobucket.

Long Live The Black Parade!

The Black Parade by addicted2mcr October 19, 2007

Rebecca Black fan 

An idiot who has an IQ of 31 (Rebecca Black's IQ) or less who never heard real pop music but thinks Rebecca Black is the best singer ever. She pisses you off very quickly when you say "Rebecca Black Sucks" because she will say pop music changed and criticize older pop stars like Britney Spears and Avril Lavigne and you would want to kill her by putting her head in the toilet.

Rebecca Black , Justin Bieber , Jenna Rose , idiots , Rebecca Black fan

Rebecca Black fan by rebeccablackisanidiot May 14, 2011