Kids

Kids are what happens if you don't were a condom.

AWWWW SHIT I'M PREGNANT WITH TWO KIDS!!!!!!!!!!

by Tides31 March 09, 2012

Kid

a person that you have no relation to.

person: im gana order the intier menu

me: did you here this kid

by your dad's mom is your sister December 15, 2019

Kids

Very unstable creatures that is a punishment for having sex..

Aliyah: Shawn.. remember how we were both drunk the other night.. and we did it..
Shawn: yes.. what wrong?
Aliyah: I'm pregnant.. with twins..
Shawn: SHIT! WE ARE HAVING KIDS??!*faints*

by Psychzx September 24, 2021

kids

a waste of time

mom 1: "yeah I have 10 kids."
mom 2: "how do you feed all of them?"
mom 1: "I don't."

by poggersgotbanned January 27, 2021

kids

kids

are ya ready kids?

by qwopqwop May 09, 2022

Kid

Kid is the type of guy to be cute but who have low self-estim.
Kid is a nice person tho but for some reason is dumb asf when it comes to himself.

guy : Wow look at this handsome guy ?
kid : where ??
girl : he's talking about you
kid : Nah that's not possible

by Hades son November 20, 2021

Kid

A very tasty morsel of flesh usually weighing around 45-110lbs

Person1: look a kid

Person2:my faveroite

by Cyf ym b October 18, 2022