penis denial

When a man thinks his penis is smaller than it is.

Man: I have a small Penis
Woman: You’ have penis denial

by feme123 November 16, 2017

Stale Penis

Also known as an expired penis, is a penis that has not been used for years at end. Then creating a sour staleness.

Your grandpa has a stale penis...

by Lucy Bae August 29, 2017

penis

a nice beverage on a hot summer day

are you thirsty?

yup
got a penis for you
thanks man

by w h or enjsmna June 30, 2021

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by penishaver122 November 15, 2022

Penis

Something you stick up a pusssy.

Let me stick my penis in you.

by Fuckhardfuckwell December 19, 2017

Penis

Something men have and its mostly private and used for sex

penis: it time to jerk off
girl: that penis feels so good

by UrbanHasBigDick March 4, 2022

Penis pezzler

A penis pezzler is someone who slices another man's cock clean off to then sell on ebay

"Oh no, it's the penis pezzler!

by Dr sylvester stalin July 8, 2018