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aiden jack longden 

a man with the biggest saltiest juiced tastiest sexiest thickest cheesiest ding dong in the world

triple cheese burger
yes aiden jack longden
aiden jack longden by kimykong tttt November 16, 2022

Cactus Jack

This can be seen as 3 things:
1. Mick Foley's alter ego, arguably his most violent
2. Travis Scott's Album
3. Some dumbass who didn't watch their step and walked face first into a cactus
"Bro watch where you're going you goddam cactus jack."

"Fuck you."
Cactus Jack by RandomRubbishRick November 19, 2022

Stealth Jack 

Jacking off in a public place/room with some people without anyone noticing and busting a nut.
A: I managed to pull off a stealth jack in a room with 3 people.
B: That's fucking disgusting but also pretty impressive.
Stealth Jack by physically insane November 29, 2022

Breaking Jack 

A tv show that's Breaking Bad but it's Jack
I watched the episode of Breaking Jack after Better Call Benji last night.
Breaking Jack by Euuuuuphrates December 6, 2022

Kickback Jack's 

A dumbass name for a restaurant that sounds like a Fortnite landing spot
Party Host : "WHERE WE LANDING?"

Some Dipshit : "I dunno mate probably Kickback Jack's"

Party Host: "FUCK!"
Kickback Jack's by Jayspario December 19, 2022

dirty jack 

A 5’4 horny white boy who dresses in ripped jeans and flannel shirts. He tends to spend a lot of time in relationships that are meaningless. A dirty jack’s favorite activity is going up to his girlfriends father and saying that he is the plumber his daughter ordered. He then proceeds to tell the father he needs to lay some pipes and fill some holes. The father lets him in the house without a second thought, and leads him to the bathroom. Once engaged in his pride work, a dirty jack proceeds to play fake drilling and construction noises to hide his dirtiness. When finished he snacks on mushrooms and pickles while playing Fortnite.
Did you hear what that kid did to that blonde girl the other week? I heard he pulled a dirty jack.
dirty jack by pppdjdjjdj January 31, 2023