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jack mckenna

Jack mckenna is a fucking hero. Everyone loves him he gets loads of bitches and that, he saves ppl from death and that i love him and should should to!
Jack mckenna pulls more bitches than anyone you know.
by not jack mckenna April 17, 2024
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Jack-off-lantern

The act of finding a jack-o-lantern, and fucking it. Typically done by 14-18 year old horny boys during the halloween season.

This term also applies to privately owned pumpkins that also get fucked.
Jesus fuck dude, this is how low you'd go? Doing the jack-off-lantern? Just do the pringles can thing, you sick fuck. Kids are watching.
by BrowntonioBrown July 6, 2023
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jack young

An insanely sexy person with a probability of being taller than others by miles. Height and penis length. Jack young is a well knowing person and can help out in a lot of situations. He is a good guy in general, ladies who have one of these men in your life don’t let him go. He’s a keeper.
Person 1: Hey look it’s that cute boy you like

Person 2: Yea he’s Jack young he’s sexy

Person 1: Yea
by appleaapplea March 29, 2021
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Pulling a Jack

When they cancel on you to play video games instead :)
“Sorry, I don’t think I’m gonna come today.
- Why?
“Pokemon.”

What’s your boyfriend doing?”
- playing Halo.
“He’s pulling a Jack.”
by johnny.dukes December 4, 2019
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Small Jack

Jack isn’t and will never be tall
Jack: wanna go on a date?

Jolene: ew, no. you’re to small Jack
by jwall22 March 8, 2022
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Jack

Complete fuck up everything he does in his life he fucks up is gonna end up In jail or homeless and has lost the best girl in the world
Jack you cunt how’s Fay oh wait you lost her you meth head
by Big Rimmer April 11, 2020
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Flaccid Jack

A Flaccid Jack is when a male reaches orgasm but his penis is soft the whole way through.
John: Just did a Flaccid Jack to a Poison Toby video lol
Lucas: Send a pic
by DUNC3 March 1, 2025
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