fart edging

you have a fart that just wont come out, like having a word at the tip of your tounge

man why wont this fart come out already, i keep fart edging

by vvivi May 25, 2025

Fart Bugget

fart bugget means: when someone or something is funny, relatable, or true

this is why your a fart bugget

by qpab May 20, 2024

Fart Bugget

when someone or something is funny, relatable, or true

your such a fart bugget
this is why your a fart bugget

by qpab March 26, 2024

collosal fart

The biggest fart of all time

"Caseoh had a huge collosal fart and exploded the solar system."

by kayhasnobrain January 15, 2025

Fart Fingers

Phalanges filled with hot air smelling of shit used for tapping.

I got a lot of healing from those NFG fart fingers but now I stink to high heaven.

by FFS Hungry Hippo April 17, 2022

Tip Fart

A large fart that is generated on the tip of a turd overnight. Especially nauseous and usually expelled early in the morning when your partner or friends are still sleeping.

I went camping and my friend cut a tip fart in the pup tent to wake me up to go fishing.

by nottme1 November 17, 2020

head fart

Acting on an idea haphazardly and turns out to have awful consequences, to then relegate the idea as a head fart. It is a matter of leadership that head farts are not perused. Acting without care and throwing caution to the wind is "reckless." It describes behavior that is careless or heedless of consequences, often requiring unnecessary risks, disregarding potential dangers and taking on unacceptable losses. When people venture into these bad decisions that they realize afterward they should not have, they label the idea a head fart or brand someone else's idea as a head fart.

They have leadership by the tyrants for the tyrants, while we have leadership by head farts.

The head fart which is invading Ukraine, maybe so-and-so had a head fart.

by WhateverJack March 07, 2023