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Smashing the black granny out of it 

An expression used to describe a really extreme night / bender on which you consume so much alcohol and class A drugs that you put yourself in genuine danger of killing yourself. A really extreme mash up.
On Tuesday I was only meant to be going out for one drink with Rowan but we ended up smashing the black granny out of it and now I've lost my job and I can't remember where I live or what my name is.
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pro-black 

to be in high support of African-American (black) people; having a preference of black people without bashing white people or those of other minorities
I like Zendaya more than Selena Gomez because I'm pro-black.
pro-black by shanixvi May 29, 2016

old school black guy

Nothing really matches the coolness of an old school black guy, these are the ones who listen to Hendrix and are very against "The Man". Old old school black guys are equally cool, these are the ones who like old school jazz and are secretly against "The Man" even though their word for him was simply "Whitey". The uniform is usually sun glasses and a leather jacker and sometimes a black beret they were often members of the black panther party which was actually against bigotry rather than supportive at the time. Old old school black guys uniform will often include a corn cob pipe and straw hat.
Old old school black guy: I put on an act when I see Whitey just to humor his stupidity
OSBG: Right on

big black chuck 

Huge african american man who will kick your ass if he comes home and finds you making out with his girlfriend on the couch.
Darrin was making out with booty-call on her couch when Big Black Chuck lumbered in. Big Black Chuck will have his way with you in more ways than one!

jap-black 

Japanese people that try to act like african-american people. They usually are drowning in their own clothes, they fail to pull of the oversized clothes look because they are normally 5 foot tall.
5'1 is pushing it
The film Tokyo Drift has a lot of examples of jap-black people who walk around thinking they are the shiz.
They attempt to rap, and one word, which is pathetic, can only describe it.
Tenko: Did you see Tanaka?

Molly: Yes I saw him, what about him?

Tenko: He is sooo manly and hot

Molly: No he's not, he's so jap-black its pathetic. Why cant he just be himself????????????????!
jap-black by Terry-Choc June 18, 2009

The Black Diamond 

When you manage to shit without pissing in a defiant act of sheer will power.
Person 1: "Damn it I was selected for a drug test and I have to shit."
Person 2: "That's okay just pinch off the Black Diamond first."