Stands for, Made Of Money
(You) "Mom?"
(Mom) "Yes?"
(You) "Can i get some money?"
(Mom) "Does it look like im made of money?"
(You) "Isnt that what it means?"
(Mom) "Oh shit"
(Mom) "Yes?"
(You) "Can i get some money?"
(Mom) "Does it look like im made of money?"
(You) "Isnt that what it means?"
(Mom) "Oh shit"
by uyughhhjhkjhjhkjhjk June 2, 2018
by treesdotcom November 8, 2021
A mom that completely or almost completely relies on the internet to take care of her kid mostly infant
by Mrkrabbs96 March 6, 2017
by John Coosa November 3, 2011
Whenever you are giving a blowjob and you gag and piss yourself at the same because you have had kids
by Kirkland94 September 22, 2021
Things only mothers find once you have given up or haven't tried hard enough
That moment when you look for something and can't find it so you ask your mother if she's seen it and you look there and still can't find it so you ask her again and she walks over and finds it exactly where she said.
That moment when you look for something and can't find it so you ask your mother if she's seen it and you look there and still can't find it so you ask her again and she walks over and finds it exactly where she said.
"Mom I can't find the peanut butter!"
"It's on the top left shelf."
"I don't see it. It's not there!"
(Mom walks over, pulls out the jar that is right in front of your face.)
"Oh, thanks for the mom find."
"It's on the top left shelf."
"I don't see it. It's not there!"
(Mom walks over, pulls out the jar that is right in front of your face.)
"Oh, thanks for the mom find."
by bardal-es April 20, 2017
Disha’s Mom is world’s greatest mom. She was already a great mom when she was Disha’s sister’s mom. But when she became Disha’s mom, she became the greatest mom ever.
by CV5 November 22, 2021