Penis

Noun. The male organ that pee and semen comes out of. Always cover it in public.
Verb. When you ask a person who substitute teaches at the school your girlfriend committed kajun in why men have testicles.

1. WHY DOES A PERSON'S PENIS ERECT??!!
2. Now people are making fun of me because I penised!

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 28, 2021

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Nazi Penis

Shouting "Heil Hitler" while having an erection, making it look like your penis is doing the nazi salute.

It was normal sex until my husband stood up, and did the nazi penis.

by My Nutty Adventure February 21, 2023

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Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.

Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*

by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020

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Penis

Dick and balls and you suck it for a living

“My penis is hard now suck it”

by Dhdheheh March 13, 2022

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i have a small penis

King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name

I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player

by DrSmall October 21, 2020

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Penis

Something big black people have (white people have small penis's so I won't talk about them) continuing black people use their penis's to smash a small female who has a tight pussy and then a liquid that is white (if you drink alought of milk it will make it clear) this liquid is called cum the cum comes out of the penis and then goes inside the female if not using a condom and then she does a cream pie and it comes out sometime's it does not if she doesn't know how to cream pie if she doesn't your having a baby

Ray was black he had a huge penis a girl named Mika was small and she didn't know how to cream pie so Ray thought she knew how to cream pie and know they have a light skin baby

by Holy shit I'm black September 27, 2017

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