bluetard 

(noun) plural, bluetards.

A derogatory term for Dodger or Cowboy fan that does not and never has live/d in the L.A. or Dallas area. Bandwagon fans in their blue fan apparel. Generally they are criminals or retarded individuals.

Refer to felons and retards in blue or FARIB

Idiot: Hey guys, check out my new Emmit Smith Jersey!
Sports Fan: Dude, do you even know what position Emmit Smith played??
Idiot: He's in the Hall of Fame. He played for the Cowboys! Go Cowboys!
Sports Fan: Dude, we live in Northern California, quit being such a bluetard!

bluetard by Mark in San Bruno February 11, 2010

Bluenose 

Having great discomfort in your nasal passages after a partial sneeze, equivalent in discomfort to Blueballs from withholding a male orgasm in sexual intercourse.

An analogy coined by NovaWar and MaximusBlack of Life's A Glitch TV to help describe the pain of succumbing to a partial sneeze.

FOGL Fail Cup Show Match Game 2 -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV
(8:52-9:45)

"Half a sneeze, which is just painful and no fun." "It's the worst, it's like blueballs for your nose...bluenose."

Bluenose by DavidELD November 29, 2012

Blueberry Yum Yum 

The weed that will knock any veteran smoker on their ass, and make the rest immobile. Smells dank, looks dank, and tastes like blueberry. Gives a very unique brain high coupled with a great body high.

- "I had been smoking on medical trainwreck and hindu kush for a month, and then when I went back to the 253 my buddy hooked me up with some blueberry yum yum and one joint knocked me on my ass for hours."

- "Me and my friend shared a blunt of blueberry yum yum and we couldn't finish it, and my friend couldn't move."

Blueberry Yum Yum by TheChronicKingWes115 December 4, 2009

bluegum 

Any black person whose gums are blue in color. Used to differentiate from the more common pink-gummed black person.

Officer "Ma'am, is this the man who robbed you?"

Woman "No officer, this man's gums are pink, the man who robbed me was a bluegum"

bluegum by bocefusbehere December 11, 2009

blueberry yum yum 

Type of Weed made popular by Ludacris, it is a slightly hashy weed with a fruity taste simmalar to blueberry's. Better stuf (stuff *real* growers smoke) tastes more simmilar to a rough black berryish taste, also the plants are not as pale in Ludacrisis video those are probly Skunk or Dutch because blueberry forms darker shades of green/blue as it gets closer to where they bud.

blueberry yum yum? sweet heart, dont settle for weed if you want real chronic have soem of my Dutch Fire Dragon..

blueberry yum yum by John Smoker July 2, 2006

Blueprint

Someone or a group of people that people want to be or follow. The start of a movement

Beyoncé is the blueprint for music

Blueprint by mvmina February 5, 2022

Bluetooth 

The new fanny pack. A bad misunderstanding of the philosophy of form over function.

Among the saddest in the history of status symbols. Worn to impress when not in use. Otherwise totally annoying to bystanders when used.

The ultimate in lazyness as users prefer not to lift an arm to talk on the phone!

Hey! You talkin' to me? Are YOU talkin' to ME? I don't see a Bluetooth on this side of your face, so you must be talkin' to ME!

See Dick. See Dick go out with Jane. See Dick wear Bluetooth out. Youthful, wealthy, tech-savvy, Dick. See Jane embarrassed of her date. See Jane not know who Dick is talking to at any given moment. See Jane slap that dorky sh*t right off Dick's head! Don't be a Dick.

Bluetooth by Bradlecat April 11, 2008