One bird doesn't make a spring

It means that one good action, doesn't make a person's whole personality good.

-I helped an old lady cross the street.
-That's great, but it doesn't make up for the fact that you burned down your house on purpose and almostshot your boyfriend. One bird doesn't make a spring.
-Okay Maria, you don't have to be a bitch about it.

by kasandra_aishe April 19, 2020

One in the ass is worth two in the puss

An old adage meaning it is better to have sex with one ass, rather than with two vaginas.

Bob: I think Becky might let me go Greek on her this Friday, but I was supposed to have a three way with these Guatemalans the same night.

Joe: Times like these my grandpappy used to tell me “One in the ass is worth two in the puss”.

by Yu Sho Me Dong September 18, 2023

Half-Life 2: Episode One

The first episodic sequel of Half-Life 2. It was released by Valve Corporation on June 1, 2006.

I just finished Half-Life 2, now I must play Half-Life 2: Episode One.

by Jqoi Zunderlat January 24, 2021

drive some one up the wall

annoy or irritate some one

don' drive me up the wall, bastard

by reza January 19, 2005

Smack both cheeks with one hand

Replaces the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" meaning you completed 2 tasks at the same time.

I think I'm going to smack both cheeks with one hand and use my city council paper for both my English and Politics class.

by Zuggy April 10, 2011

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

A very powerful drama movie with some laughs starring Jack Nicholson. He plays a convict who faked insanity to go to mental hospital. There he finds Nurse Ratched who is an evil nurse

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest is one of the best movies ever made. Won for the Best Picture Oscar award in 1975.

by Sagzag May 31, 2004

get your shit in one sock

v. To "get your shit in one sock" means to get organized, to "pull yourself together," to regain your composure. Having to use more than one sock to hold a given volume of feces is considered wasteful and inefficient, if by careful planning a single sock would do the trick. Thus, the essence of this phrase is a metaphor for thriftiness.

"Listen: you've been absent from class five days, you never turn in your homework on time, you refuse to take your Ritalin like a good boy, and your foul language is out of control! It is time to sit down one-on-one with the guidance counselor and get your shit in one sock, young man."

by Carl Willis November 7, 2005