Resume kid

One of those (usually upper-middle class white) assholes that only does anything to put on their resume, or to look better for colleges. They join lots of clubs and organizations, but never put any effort into them, or put in the minimum effort to remain a member; they've been out of more groups than you've been a part of, especially groups that look good on paper but don't actually do anything (the kids that start "charities" in high school and write their college app letters on how their trip to Ghana changed their lives are a prime example). They don't actually care about anything other than the nebulous goal of "achievement".
Often a premed.

Alice: Carol just joined the physics club!
Bob: Yeah, but she's just a resume kid, so she'll never actually come to meetings.

by bojanglesshovel January 27, 2019

the skibidi kids

the skibidi kids are the 7th graders who are obsessed with ohio amongus sus at 3am skibidi 70th anniversary. all they talk about is skibidi toilet

"that's so skibidi dop dop"
"stupid the skibidi kids"

by bobobobobobobobobobobobiiiiiii April 26, 2024

Fortnite kid

A person that just enjoys fortnite

That guy just enjoys fortnite let me just call him a fortnite kid just to bully him

by Milka May 13, 2021

just kidding

When you say something that ends up being totally wrong

Sarah: So 2+2 is 5?...oh no its not, just kidding.

by jdar95 December 20, 2015

Tide Pod Kid

You (Jordan Peterson) decided to come back (from Russia) after killing yourself to steal my work and after millions of people saw you doing it and reported you to the psychiatric board and you lost your license and your practice you blamed ME for YOU doing that after telling me to ✌️✊️✌️✊️leave✌️✊️✌️✊️ (Because I AM the anti-natalist you were talking about) and then ignoring my response (where I outline what I had been dealing with for the past 10 years) and choosing not contact me in the manner I told you would be most effective and then you (Matt Dillahunty) goaded me into revealing my identity so you could convince the people in my community to do the thing that they were already doing (albeit in smaller numbers) and was already happening to me and then when it affected YOUR lives negatively because we all found out the thing that was and is affecting me is doing the thing I said it would do (get your kids murdered) you blame ME for that (and you cried about it) and then when someone blew the whistle on the theft of my IP (because I literally created AI) you (someone) killed him or he killed himself because he couldn't live with the fate to which you are tying condemn me... But only AFTER filing a weaker lawsuit without me so these fuck-ass authors could get paid for MY work instead of me.

Hym "How many of your kids do these YouTuber fucks need to get killed for you to understand that I am not the problem here? Between the tide pod kid, the ghost pepper chip kid, and my thing how many times does it to take? I did not steal from them. IF THEY SUCCEED IN ALLOWING THESE PEOPLE TO STEAL FROM ME I WILL KILL A CHILD. NO NEGOTIATION. IMMEDIATE RETIREMENT OR DEATH."

by Hym Iam May 1, 2025

Fortnite kid

a basic type of person (only lvl 1 homeless kid) which steals their moms credit card to buy vbucks

Friend:Hey do you have any money
Me: yeah what for?
Friend: can you buy me a vbucks card!
Me: no you're such a fortnite kid!

by CoolBirb October 10, 2022

Rich Kid

an obnoxious, ungrateful person that whines about everything and gets what they want too often. they are often seen as much worse than this. sometimes affectionately called "!@#$%^&" by normal people.

today i saw a Rich Kid at school.

by Samucob123 April 10, 2023