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Man-Buddies

Noun(s)
Two girls who must be called men by a riley inorder to become man-buddies. In being a man-buddie you must be best friends and go to movies together and pretend to talk in a sexy jamacin acsent. (Of course doing it really badly) Even though they're Canadian
Amanda and Kassie are man-buddies. They may not be jamacin. But they sure are sexy
by busbudds4life August 5, 2008
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Man Mess

Synonymous with male ejaculate, cum, "jizz" or a "nut". Refers to the ejaculate fluid as a whole, not just the sperm. It is a particularly good word to use when you are trying to describe a situation in very disgustingly detailed fashion.
Dude 1: Howd it go with that slut last night?
Dude2: Bagged her bro! She totally sucked the man mess right out of my jizz tube!

Dude 1: So I was beating of yesterday and blew my man mess all over my keyboard!
Dude 2: I don't want to hear that shit!
by theREALharryjones August 9, 2010
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Eibar man

A fake name for the best footballer in the world Lionel Messi, crafted for him by fans of the tapin merchant Penaldo for scoring 38 goals against Sevilleibar, 32 against Athleticeibar, 29 against Valenceibar, 27 against Bilbaeibar and 26 goals against the almighty Eibar Lite (Real Vardrid)
1. Depressed clueless Vardrid/Penited/Juventass fan: "Eibar man can only score against eibar😭"

2. Tekashi Inui is the Eibar man since he's their main striker but people with lack of football knowledge and English don't know he's the Eibar man.

3. Eibar and Eibar man are miles clear of Crystal Palace.
by High IQ football fan May 9, 2021
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man whore

by Nipples the Clown December 23, 2003
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man cunt

Derogatory term for man pussy (i.e., gay man’s butt)—used to offend.
Example I:

Disgruntled Flaming Roommate: Came across your ad on Craigslist, the one about rim jobs.

Roommate: WHAT? That isn’t me.

Disgruntled Flaming Roommate: WHATEVA. That explains why your goatee always smells like man cunt and has crap and dried cum in it.

Example II:

SCENE: Gay club
(Patron walks up to bar—parched—from tossing some trannies’ salad in the handicap stall.)

Patron: Look at you—lookin’ all sexy wearin’ nothin’ but a thong and chaps. How about I put on a saddle, and you ride me all night?

Cowboy: EEWWW. Your breath smells like man cunt. GO AWAY.
by creep guy ie March 8, 2011
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Little Man

a particular person with a head that is far too big for his body.
by trefiddy February 24, 2004
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man hammer

Can't wait to take to that bitch with the blunt end of me man hammer.
by Baz July 18, 2004
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