Cream Cheese

(Verb) (Slang)
Spontaneous ejaculation. Typically caused by extreme happiness or excitement.

Today I (Cream Cheesed) when I found out that I made the football team.

by LV TV February 2, 2024

dick cheese

The cheese surrounding the circumference of the dick

Oh he’s dirty he has that nasty dick cheese

by girthydog February 1, 2020

Chuck E. Cheese

what someone’s room looks like, messy

Chris: Darren your room looks like Chuck E. Cheese

by FernProject December 13, 2021

pup cheese

The Cottage Cheese Dirty Grossness Found Inside and/or Between a Large/Fat Person's Hefty Rolls.

Lots of Pup Cheese Oozed from Under the Woman's Back Rolls as She Tried to Squeeze Herself into that Bikini!

by Yo Samell May 29, 2018

Cheesing

Action of producing cheese from maternal milk.

OMG, Giselle is pumping so much, there's sooooo much leftover milk, she should totally be cheesing and selling her organic cheese on Etsy. Can you imagine the profiiiiits?

by starofpackistan September 28, 2018

Chinese Dick Cheese

The creation made after leaving semen inside of the extra skin of the penis over time. The product you are left with has the consistency of cheese. Usually eaten as a side dish with a Big Mac.

"The McDonald's down in Hong Kong never misses with their Chinese Dick Cheese!"

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Cheese curds

Smelly yellow foot fungus that appears only in summer

Ew you smell like cheese curds

by anonymous June 28, 2022