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Fortnite Kid

An individual who is severely autistic and plays fortnite 24-7. Whenever this fucking cunts go in public they start doing emotes such as the Orange Justice and THE GRIDDY. They always shout into their $0.00003 crusty ass microphones and swear every second they get. You can hear their poor mummies shouting at them to eat dinner and they come back in less than 2 seconds to play fortnite. These rats always have a forntite accent, and always say "dogwater" and "yeayeayeayea", "I slept with your mum". THEY HAVE THE CRINGIEST USERNAMES like 69, noobplayer.
E.g: 5 year-old little Timmy is stuck in creative mode, shouting at everyone who 200-pumps him and has a real life. Timmy is a fortnite kid.
by Rico Lin March 7, 2024
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Kids

by fuckmyass67 December 11, 2018
mugGet the Kidsmug.

Kid Dork

Short for Kidrick Dork, Kid Rock’s christian name
Priest - "I hereby christen you Kid Dork"
by Turd Ferguson the second March 22, 2022
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kids

The most annoying thing you will ever encounter
I hate KIDS!!!!! There to loud. children
by Illuminati was taken March 28, 2018
mugGet the kidsmug.

pimping your kid

Using your child as an excuse for your own bad behavior or a job promotion your not qualified for.
(name insert) has a degree in applied science and many years experience.
"pimping your kid" states " I have 5 kids from 3 different women and need to support them".

Who should get the job?
by buckeyeoh November 20, 2017
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They're Just kids bro

But muh kid bro. It's just kids. You don't have to do the kids though because I'm not going to listen to you either way or something.
Hym "They're just kids bro and the people shooting them are ALSO just kids and if you were to actually articulate what you are doing to me and ask yourselves if you want just your kids to die so that you can do this the answer would not be yes. And you can think it's good all you want but I'm not going to let you make me work and I'm not going to let you make me improve myself. I'm not living for your kids but they will die for me if I don't get my credit and payment. There is no nobility in this self-righteous sacrifice of yours. You thought this was something it wasn't and now you will not stop paying the cost until stop doing the thing. Fuck your kids."
by Hym Iam July 3, 2025
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Green Screen Kids

A kid in YouTube that use a YouTube Shorts features, Green Screen. Many people hate this types of kid. In their opinion, They ruin the video by record a good video and they put their face or body and move randomly. They can also be annoying, Because they get more views and likes than a YouTuber who puts more efforts.
by Imaweebandimrich!!1!!11!! January 27, 2024
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