Penis

A stick on 2 balls that gets longer and harder when you see naked people or for no reason at all. It makes cum(milk) when you jerk it off or fuck someone or someone sucks it. When you fuck a girl in her vagina it will make her pregnant if she has gone through puberty. The cum contains your genetics. Also your penis is small. Some synonyms are : Dick, Cock, Nut,

Your mom: Oh my god thats suck a huge Penis
Me: Open you legs so i can fuck you
Your mom: Yes daddy, augh augh thats so nice daddy
Me: Shut the fuck up bitch, I'm gonna cum in you
Your mom : yes daddy, oh thats no nice, i'm orgasming
Me: no you are pregnant

by Milkdimsum27 September 30, 2023

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Blarps penis

by JM99 Official October 4, 2023

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Penis

The scientific name for a pine tree

person 1: YO CHECK OUT THIS HUGE PENIS
person 2: thats nothing dude i saw a bigger one on my last hike.

by Lil chubby November 25, 2021

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huge GIANT men genitalia

guy: you've got a penis

girl: im a man!

by jhuyr November 25, 2021

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something your mom likes

mom: i like penis

by bingchingbongchongchinaman November 26, 2021

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coke penis

When you sniffed enough coke to the point the blood cant get through your penis properly due to the vessels being restricted from the drug. Leaves you with a small floppy dick.

Was on the gear all night and ended up with coke penis couldnt even have a wank!

by Bigboy packet November 26, 2021

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