hot air balloon

1. A sexually act in which a man stands slightly bent over with a woman kneeling behind him. She will purse her lips tightly around his anus. She then tugs on his flaccid member from between his legs as he releases a preferably hot fart in her mouth, thus expanding her cheeks much like that of a hot air balloon. Aviator goggles and scarf are optional.

Friend #1: I was able to talk Nichole into letting me give her a hot air balloon last night.

Friend #2: I don't know what that is, but it sounds fucking sick.

by The Taste of Lemonade November 7, 2009

Hot Rod

Phallus organ. Usually found on male species.

My boyfriend likes the feel of cold steel against his hot rod.

by N.A. June 2, 2003

Alabama Hot Pocket

This is when a man shits in a womans vagina and then fucks her while the poop is still in the vagina.

Jason gave Tak an Alabama Hot Pocket and it took her 3 weeks to clean it out.

by Cheatachu655 January 11, 2008

Alabama Hot Pocket

When a man excretes fecal matter into a female's vagina.

"What's that smell?"

"Claire's brother just gave her an Alabama Hot Pocket."

by Dmitri B December 3, 2006

French Hot Dog

A penis between two large breasts, especially while she is wearing a French-maid or medieval wench outfit.

"She had her French Maid's outfit on and I had my tube-steak between her huge boobs. It was a real French Hot Dog!! I left her covered in Mayonaise!'"

by JBPhoto October 23, 2009

canadian hot dog

When someone takes a shit in a condom, freezes it, and then uses it as an ass dildo.

Natalie's asshole was torn from the canadian hot dog.

by Poochy32 December 27, 2007

Hot Apple Blast

While a woman is menstruating, a man sticks his penis in the blood flow from the woman's vagina. He proceeds to cum on her face splattering her in semen and blood.

-"Did you hear about Karen?"
-"No what"
-"Steve gave her a hot apple blast"
-"Sweet".

by Matt April 6, 2005