moving the goalposts

The act of redefining the conditions for victory or completion of a task, either when the original conditions for achieving them were met or whilst the person or group is busy working to achieve the current conditions, in order to prevent them from succeeding. Usually done with malice by a superior or peer looking to exclude or remove people from a group by portraying them as incompetent of not completing the task they keep altering.

When Jake was close to finishing his training, his supervisor who had always hated him started moving the goalposts by claiming that Jake needed four references of work experience instead of two in order to graduate, a condition that nobody else had to meet and with only one day left for the deadline. Jake didn't pass.

moving the goalposts by thejimler May 5, 2015

Goner 

A Goner is someone who has given up, feels lost and feels Helpless and Hopeless

"Josh, im a Goner, theres nothing we can do now"

Goner by Nobutimjustaspeck September 15, 2017

El Goblino 

A mythical creature thought to be dwelling in the depth of the basement of Chance "Soda poppin" Morris. The creature is depicted as a being with a humanoid structure walking on all fours with an arched back. He will always attack from behind when you least expect it.

Oh. My. God. What. Is. That. Behind. you. ITS EL GOBLINO EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! 7777777777777777777777777777777777 LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 2_?

El Goblino by high-def July 26, 2019

Gokutard 

Usually a Dragon Ball fanboy, this breed of fanboy thinks that Goku himself is a god and can beat everybody,
Gokutards usually go to every single VS. debate, even debates that arent anime related to say "Can they beat goku tho?" thinking they can stop a whole debate by just saying that, They deny the existance of an other character that can beat Goku in anyway possible and when they do the pretend to not hear anything.

"Ight who wins this on-"
Gokutard: CAN THEY BEAT GOKU THO?

Gokutard by ok b February 2, 2020

going out for cigarettes

A popular euphemism for a parent (usually the Dad) walking out and abandoning their kids/family, where the abandonment takes place under the cover of a harmless, non-suspicious errand like going to get cigarettes.

Last time I was my Dad I was 3; he told us he was going out for cigarettes and he never came back.

going out for cigarettes by Luketheforce December 31, 2017

Godjannat 

An insult to only say to a person named Jannat when they mess up.

Jannat: Shoot, I lost my house keys!

Asucena: Godjannat, Jannat! You messed up again... How the hell are we supposed to get into your house now!?

Godjannat by jiminseyes January 7, 2019

Goatboy35 

Goatboy35 is the biggest chad around with an estimated IQ ranging in the genius range Mensa range. Additionally he is also a famous inventor and wordsmith constructing ideas that even the Gods would proud of. He is often called quite charismatic and is often seen stabbing little niggers and raping priests with vaginas. Additionally he is an epic gamer and you see him on steam. Some may call him psychopathic or sociopathic but they are wrong, everything he seemingly does that's malicious is in self defence, such as giving little roblox kids viruses and spamming faggots online. Goatboy35 is also the born leader of the Ku Klux Klan and is a proud hero of the Nazi order, slapping down minorities and little shitskin niggers on a daily basis. If you read this I hope Goatboy35 touches you and in the end you praise his name and worship his masculine accent every day. We must praise our elite God Goatboy35 every day.

Black man: Sir you don't have enough money for the movies.
Goatboy35: Oh don't I you filthy PEPPA NIG, pulls out knife and begins stabbing while thrusting his sexual energy inside the black man.

Asian man: Herroooo can I have you're doggy.

Goatboy35: I am the proud defender of all mankind stay back you Asian cunt.

Goatboy35 by White Swastika September 17, 2019