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Helmet Time

What time it is when Chris and Steve are working above your head.
She wouldn't have been hurt, by the falling ball, if she knew it was Helmet Time
by JasonFive February 24, 2005
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ITS T V TIME!

ITS T V TIME is either the catch phrase of the Deltarune Chapter 3 Antagonist, Mr 'Ant' Tenna or his main battle theme
Your final PHYSICAL CHALLENGE, 1000 Points, Just 1000 points and I'll give up!

One last time!

ITS T V TIME!!!
by Braindead Deltarune Fan October 5, 2025
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Time to make the donuts

9:30 a.m. Eastern time / 6:30 a.m. Pacific when the stock market opens… it’s time to make the donuts $$$$$
Make sure you aren’t too hungover to wake up by opening bell. 6:30 a.m. is time to make the donuts, baby!!! 🤑
by BadAtty January 14, 2025
mugGet the Time to make the donutsmug.

Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT)

Centene Time Warp Theory, or CTWT, is the phenomenon experienced by company employees that proposes that time is not as it is perceived it to be, i.e, minute for minute and second for second as expected. It is in fact a far higher ratio that isn't known until a work week is complete. There is no known formula to calculate this ratio prior to the end of a scheduled shift and is to this point, only a feeling experienced by those exposed. Any one person may have a different feeling that is dependent on their level of exposure.

There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.
Pauly had a long week at work. He told Larry and Freddy that he was happy the week was over.

Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.

Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.

Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.

Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.
by LabwarzLarry February 1, 2023
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No Tik Time

When you do not have time for tik tok because you are living life.
Did you see that tik tok post?
No, no tik time for me
by Smithy Word August 17, 2021
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Linear Time

A carceral construct limiting the human experience to a false linear progression of time.
"Wake up! It's time to go to school/work/court!"
Scribbles No Cops No Jails No Linear Fucking Time

Graffiti suggestion fuck cops/jails/linear time
by Luther Blisss December 7, 2021
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