purple penis

after u fuck your penis turns purple because u fucked witout a condom

i fucked allie too much and i got purple penis

purple penis by alec February 20, 2004

Did you just say penis?

The ULTIMATE catchphrase, used by the ever-popular, yet imaginary, Daniel Shine.

Person 1: "Did you just say penis?"
Person 2: "Uh, no..."
Person 1: "Are you sure?"
Person 2: "...Yeah."
Person 1: "'Cause I could've SWORN you just said penis! WHOO!"
Person 2: "...You suck."
Person 1: "WHOO!"

Did you just say penis? by Dean March 27, 2005

innie penis

refers to a male reproductive organ when there is an undescended testicle; the reproductive organ of a masculine lesbian or the male reproductive organ that a dyke desires; refers to the reproductive organ of a hermaphrodite.

She has an innie penis.

innie penis by emnm1 December 10, 2009

popeye penis 

When the base of the penis shrivels up, but the tip remains at normal size; resembling popeye's arms.

I just came in from the cold and now I have a popeye penis.

popeye penis by Brye C. January 24, 2011

Maia's Penis

A genital infection of the penis, similar to genital warts.
The penis version of Athlete's Foot.

What's that on your penis, is it a wart? OH NO YOU HAVE MAIA'S PENIS GET TO THE HOSPITAL NOW

Maia's Penis by maiaisaninfection February 23, 2011

peanut butter and penis

when you stick your dick inside a Peanut butter and jelly sandwich and you have someone take a bite ;)

girl: hey dude, u wanna do peanut butter and penis with me
guy: sure!
*10 minutes later
guy:owww my godamn cock!

peanut butter and penis by mr badass 000 April 29, 2012

Female Penis 

Also known as the clitoris (or clit for short), is regarded as the female penis for a few key factors:

1. It is the most sensitive part of the external female genitalia from which pleasure is derived (similar to the head of a penis)

2. It becomes longer and harder when aroused (similar to a penis)

The female penis is able to penetrate the man through reverse sex

Female Penis by Sweetpea & Baby Cakes February 1, 2008