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Categorically False 

In order to understand the meaning of Categorically False, one must understand the Categorical approach to defining crimes. Where there are two crimes that may be similar in nature, but defined differently in different areas (Such as "Burglary" and "Shoplifting") then one may or may not be the same as the other.

For example, State X defines walking into a store in the middle of the day and stealing X amount of product from the shelf as "Burglary". State Y defines the same action as "Shoplifting". It is in a defense attorney's best interest to argue that this conviction, especially as it applies to Federal Law (enhancing sentences based on prior convictions), does not fall in the same category as a specified crime.

So, in practice, it means that a reporter asking someone's opinion of whether or not the charges of "drug smuggling" to a relative are true. The interviewee would respond, "Those charges are categorically false". Meaning, this person did something... but not defined in the way you just asked about.

However, in popular culture, people using the phrase Categorically False simple mean "wholly untrue", which is incorrect.
(From Luke Cage)

Reporter: "Have you been questioned by the NYPD about your cousin?"

Councilwoman Mariah Dillard: "Family first Robin. I love my cousin Cornell Stokes. The charges against him are categorically false..."
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catiaria 

Greyson :Damn that Joey guy really likes me hitting him
Leffie : Oh he's a big catiaria
catiaria by Brainful March 19, 2021
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Catradora 

The superior ship of She-ra and the lesbians of power. Because it is canon and gay.
“Catradora is the best ship of Spop.”
Catradora by Ineedtherapy July 8, 2021

Premature Catchulation 

When an excited dog closes their mouth too soon when trying to catch a ball, causing the ball to bounce away off their nose
John- How's Sammy with the ball these days? Is she able to catch it?

Dave- Nah, gets so excited that when I throw the ball at her, she premature catchulates all over the place... She has a real bad case of premature catchulation.

european catamite 

european catamite - noun: catamite; plural noun: catamites

a boy kept for homosexual practices....

catholic priest cannot marry so they kept choir boys

As catamites .

ancient greece and ancient rome it was common for them

To have catamites and they are of european origin .

Although it is not really mentioned much during the trans Atlantic slave trade some slave owners engage in a practice called buck breaking where they would force themselves on to male slaves both men and boys and made them into catamites to make them both into an example and to

Break their spirit.
Kid 1 : shut up you African booty scratcher

Kid 2 : I'd rather be a african booty scratcher than a

european catamite.

Whole Class room even the teacher : ooooooh he got you good !
european catamite by Blu_leef November 3, 2023

to do a Catholic 

to pull out (of an arrangement) at the last minute
to do a Catholic:
I've just heard Bob won't be coming tonight. He's done a Catholic.
Like doggo but for cats
How's ur two cattos?
Catto by Theapplesarecomming May 22, 2019