Yard Manager

Large dumpy fat fellow,bald in hi Viz clothing wonders round workplace with his finger up his arse making Nazi salutes explaining to all how his job is important

have you seen the yard manager? oh you mean the Large dumpy fat fellow, bald in hi Viz clothing who wonders round workplace with his finger up his arse making Nazi salutes explaining to all how his job is important

by Meatypt February 3, 2023

yard

Your home.

Wanna come yard?

by otock April 2, 2023

yard barge

A grossly overweight person slowly moving/gliding/walking across land.

Wow—She’s a real yard barge now, I’m glad I f*ed her back when she was skinny and looked good!

by 1wiseguy August 23, 2022

Speed Racer Yard Sale

When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.

Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.

by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019

to yard

To lug something heavy or awkward to another place. Referencing a chore.

I'm going to yard these groceries to the kitchen by myself then.

by Sedussa April 17, 2022

Yard shitter

An endearing and culturally flavorful term for an Appalachian familly's toddler-aged child whom has yet to master shitting in the appropriate receptical. The parents opt to elicit the child to roam bare-assed outdoors at home, and sequentially squat on the front lawn to relieve themselves.

"Morin', Chad. Think you might have stepped in my yard shitter's business on your way in. Think you can clean that off the carpet?"

by Anus Von Shitzen January 25, 2020

Yard

Commonly rephrased as "Yona".
Used when making fun of Yona.

"Hey, Yard"
"StOooOP!"

by yaard December 18, 2021