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required reading

Just another bu**s**t compulsory activity (like in-depth studying of history or science or chemistry) in school dat usually just wastes your time/energy/patience and very seldom has any use in future life or employment.
I imagine that "required reading" has often significantly contributed to childhood dissatisfaction and lack of bonding among siblings, since many a youngster has had to sadly play by himself because Big Bro/Sis had to study books instead of paying attention to said toddler.
by QuacksO July 25, 2019
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Sled Read

/sledrēd/
Past tense of Slide Reading

When someone slides their screen on Snapchat just enough to read a person's message. This allows the message to stay on "delivered" instead of "opened". This is usually done when ignoring a person but you low key care what they had to say.
Friend: Are you texting your man again?
You: Yea but he keeps leaving me on delivered.
Friend: Damn he probably sled read your ass.
by @slvy394 May 21, 2018
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illiterate people can’t read the bible

Used when people don’t understand that something is smart/good because they lack understanding of the subject.
“Don’t worry dude, your album/movie/project isn’t bad, illiterate people can’t read the bible
by muwtu May 3, 2020
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read hard

Mentally handicapped person on the censored internet
What are you doing? You are the biggest read hard I have ever seen.
by Sp1cYdRaGoN June 14, 2024
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Read it to you

When somebody shows you up.....humiliates you.......makes you look dumb
That lawyer really read it to you, too bad you lost the case!
by THE GOOD WORD January 7, 2017
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key readings

Readings that represent the main topics of an idea that allows the reader to understand the material in a better manner.
A key readings for studying the solar system would include books of articles on the different planets.
by Ms. Psych December 1, 2013
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Mastur-reading

Pleasuring one's self to a novel or any form of text that doesn't involve another person. (Not to be confused with sexting)
I spotted an old man mastur-reading in the far corner of the library.
by Creepy Guy in The Library October 15, 2011
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