pre-wasted 

Attempting to just have a couple drinks in the spirit of simply pre-gaming, but instead getting completely shitfaced before even leaving for the bars.

"Oh man, we all went to Rob's house to just hang out and have a couple beers but Mark was pre-wasted before we even called for a cab."

pre-wasted by k_mac October 30, 2008

Walter Ayala Pacheco 

A child from San Miguel who goes on adventures with his blind brother who’s helper gives out Jolly Ranchers to everyone else. Walter attempts to destroy the black communities and complete the mission to spread awareness of El Salvador’s crippling poverty.

Person 1: Do you know about Walter Ayala Pacheco?
Person 2: Of course! I donated $500 to El Salvador so he wouldn’t kill me.
Person 1: Oh shit I should help so I don’t die.

Walter Ayala Pacheco by SootGremlin August 28, 2019

Wasteman 

Someone who doesn't do anything with their life

Yo he's a wasteman

Wasteman by allan_t321 May 31, 2016

pre-wasted 

A ritual performed by heavy drinkers with a high tolerance for alcohol before going to a club in order to catch a buzz first to save money.

Damn, the cover at that club is gonna break me before I get in the door. I am gonna grab a bottle of cheap gin and a bottle of orange juice and get pre-wasted before I ante up.

pre-wasted by Tony Kessler July 26, 2009

wastemagnet 

Basically when someone is a wastemagnet, it means they attract wastemen and wastegash. Wastemen and wastegash are often wastemagnets themselves

Person 1 "Yo bludda check out that wastemagnet right there, she is some dir' 'ting"
Person 2 "Init bruv she is like a literal wastemagnet, look at here wastemen crew"

wastemagnet by Maxi The Fej February 19, 2008

wasted warrior 

The drunk friend who will compete in anything when they are wasted.

Karen almost lost a nipple in a barefoot street race. She is such a wasted warrior.

wasted warrior by FudgieK March 1, 2014

boat cruise wasted

the act of drinking a shitload within a small time frame and then being at the utmost, HIGHEST level of being fucked up. perpetrated mostly by wild university students within a science faculty that are in possession of unlimited alcohol and/or other drugs.

Guy 1: Bro, do you see that guy over there?!

Guy 2: The white guy with punch all over his white shirt, dancing like a fool?

Guy 1: Yeah! Haha, he's definitely boat cruise wasted! I heard he was in the washroom for thirty minutes because he couldn't tell difference between the dryer and urinal.

Guy 2: Ahahahahaha, yeah. Boat cruised wasted!!!!

boat cruise wasted by drunkfroshie November 5, 2011