Waffle Ass

The Impression of a chain link fence that is left on a girls ass after she has had sex with someone through the sex.

That Army/Airforce girl was so hard up for dick she got a waffle ass from that Detainee

by Flightdoc October 4, 2008

waffle wagon

The “Waffle Wagon” was initially drafted in early 2019 as a documentary of the life of Jake Morgan. The Snapchat private story initially began as an occasional update into Mr Morgan’s doings and findings. With Time it became an absolute phenomenon, providing entertainment second to none. It grown a huge fanbase on the Isle of Wight and is heralded as one of the best Snapchat private stories ever created.

I watched Waffle Wagon earlier. It completely changed the way I look at the world!

by The Waffle Wagon October 27, 2020

Blue Waffle

Dude... just look it up.

No seriously there's no explaing that shit just look it up (Blue Waffle)

by kjb_ii April 9, 2017

waffle fart

the smell coming from a persons anus after they ate waffle, pancakes or french toast

"I went to IHOP and ripped the nastiest waffle fart before we left!"

by Toddler Bojowski August 3, 2007

Belgian Waffle

When a chick is going down on you and you hit her ass with a tennis racket as your busting.

I gave this bitch a Belgian waffle last night.

by abu kadabi May 16, 2006

sloppy waffle

A "sloppy waffle" is the result of an event similar to a "circle jerk", difference being the "winner" gets to eat what must be a waffle, after he is the last of at least two participants to ejaculate on it.

Josh: Yo Slops, tell Shazz here what Belgian Breakfast is.
Darren: You see, it's what happens when at least two fags and or frat boys gather around an Eggo and start tuggin', the participant who is able hold in his lode long enough to be the last one to blow gets to eat it. A Belgian Breakfast is the result of a round-robin tournament, where the winners pile their winnings in a stack of sloppy waffles, winner of the tournament gets to...

by teh_slops September 3, 2010

Making Waffles

A euphemism for the act of sexual intercourse, Usually used when in public around little children as it us much more appropriate.

Jenna: "Whats with that big smile on your face?"

Shelby: "I was up all night making waffles"

Jenna: "With Dread Head Dude??"

Shelby: "Yep!"

Jenna: "I hope you made safe waffles, we dont want any baby dread head dudes running around"

by J&J&S&C September 11, 2011