twat spider

1. Clump of female pubic hair found at the drain after a shower or bath. 2. Pubes accidentally ingested while performing cunnilingus.

I wish my wife would wax her bush because every time she takes a shower the drain gets covered with twat spiders.

I was eating out Jill the other night when suddenly I started gagging on a twat spider.

by k9bubba August 26, 2009

twat badger

a mixture of cocoa powder, maca and sherbert, put into a line and then snorted. it is thought absorbing the super foods through the nasal passage is the best way to consume them. twat badger is often found at small uk festivals.

dave: i am feeling well rough today
carl: best have a line of twat badger to brighten yourself up

by bubblehahahahahahahaha July 29, 2014

twat waffle

a vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle.

Jo went down on Mary and thought he was eating breakfast.

by Lamifer September 13, 2004

Twating

The practice of leaving a blood trail or blood spots (known or unknown) while menstruating.

Mary left a blood trail all over her office chair and toilet. She's been twating all over the clinic!

by Gouldswifter November 1, 2012

tight as a gnat’s twat

not generous and does not like spending money,miserly,mean

He was tight as a gnat’s twat that he counted every biscuit in the tin!

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 26, 2009

southern twang

a lovely tone that makes all the words go down smoother

She speaks with a fine southern twang.

by birdlaunch7 April 3, 2009

twing-twang

Used in the PS3 game "Heavenly Sword" by a giant crossbow wielding psychopathic cat girl named Kai. "Twing-twang" means to snipe or kill enemy soldiers secretively. You are able to use Kai and "twing-twang" several times during the game.

"Is it time to play twing-twang?"

"Yay! Its playtime!"

by Austin Carter September 30, 2007