tuna factory

a smelly vagina.

damn it's like a tuna factory when that bitch spreads her legs!

by mattzrella February 4, 2004

Tintapoo

When you go down on a beautiful lady and notice an odour that contains a very slight soapy, pooey smell arising from the taint, that is called tintapoo. Usually disappears once you get used to it and have a full erection.

Lisa was very slender and beautiful but when I slid her panties off and got ready to eat her out, her tintapoo assaulted my nostrils and caused a slight watering in my eyes. I could see that she was freshly shaved and so took a deep breath...

by The Tailor February 17, 2009

Tantalous

Of mysterious epic proportion which makes one wonder and have cravings

A contestant on "Let's Make a Deal" is asked which curtain he'd like to choose. The contestant responds, "Well, they're all tempting, but I'll choose the cherry-blonde model over there in front of #2, she's Tantalous."

by Oojali October 11, 2010

Tentacles Off

to act cool and as if sober when intoxicated.

Guy1: You man this is some good weed.

Guy2: Tentacles off man my mom is coming!

Mom: What are you guys doing?

Guy2: Nothing just doing homework.

Mom: Okay have fun.

Guy2: Tentacles back on!

by Carl Ondiac April 28, 2011

tintagel

The space directly between two nipples.

You have a very hairy tintagel.

by Huxtuh September 14, 2011

Tuna Melt Madness

The chunky and violent bouts of diarrhea one suffers after having a spoiled tuna melt sandwich. Particularly common when the sandwich is smothered in extra mayonaisse. Classified by offensive odors and unreal sounds emitted from the rectum.

Man, I had some serious Tuna Melt Madness going on last night.

by Senor Cock Tease January 5, 2003

Tentacle porn

It’s basically just two octopuses going at it.it’s as simple as that

Tentacle porn.No need to explain just two octopuses going at it.Except weirdos put it on pornhub

by Sasugay uchiha February 11, 2021