Toledo toast

The act of pooping in a empty bread bag and slapping someone in the face with it.

Would you like a serving of Toledo toast?

by thebreadguy September 20, 2009

cylon toast

Originates from the show BIG BANG THEORY. The Cylons are a fictional race of robots and the arch-enemies of the humans in the TV show Battlestar Galactica.
In the new series of Battlestar Galactica two forms of Cylons appear - metal, robotic "Centurions" and human-looking "Skin jobs". Although some of the Cylons evolved into a humanoid form, they are condescendingly commonly referred to as "toasters" by the humans.
Sheldon owns a limited-edition toaster that imprints the head of a Cylon Centurion onto the bread. He attempts to make enough Cylon toast "to destroy all the human toasts on a Battlestar known as Galactica" in The Cornhusker Vortex. sheldon is a character in BIG BANG THEORY.

Leonard- When are you going to stop
making Cylon toast?

sheldon - When I have enough to destroy
all the human toast On the battlestar
known asGalactica.

by RAHUL May 21, 2013

isiah thomas

the only person who should be kicked out of the hall of fame due to his off-court ineptitude

for every good thing Thomas does, he makes a dumbass decison to ruin it

Examples of good things Isiah Thomas has done ruined by idiotic decisions:

Good thing: Drafting David Lee
Bad thing: Making him come off the bench for Jared Jeffries

Good thing: Trading for Eddy Curry
Bad thing: Not protecting our picks in case we end up blowing the season (i.e. 05-06 season)

Good thing: Getting rid of Penny Hardaway's expiring for a better player who was an all-star at one point
Bad thing: The player they get is Steve Francis

by DLee42 January 28, 2007

toast nar nar

when somethings so extreme and epic to the point of skeeting your jeans in public.

that trick was so toast nar nar, that i prematurely ejaculated in my jorts

by SIckJoke January 25, 2009

Thomas.

A boy who is caring, sweet, and extremely cute. His laugh brings joy to you in an instant and you'll find yourself lost in his beautiful blue eyes. He will go through all heights just to see a smile on the one he loves. Through ups and downs he stays till the end to wipe away your tears. Because of his big heart he tends to get hurt if he is not shown the same amount of love he shows to you. Don't ever take this boy for granted, he's worth more then all the money in the world. You will never regret meeting this boy. He is absolutely amazing.

Thomas: The perfect being. "Everybody wants to be a Thomas."

by Lil Girl January 24, 2014

Thomas, Clarence

Clarence Thomas, judge of the United States Supreme Court, conspirator in a judicial coup d'etat that subverted American democracy by appointing G.W. Bush to the presidency in 2000.

See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)

Republican-appointed judges William Rehnquist, Sandra Day O'Connor, Clarence Thomas (Thomas, Clarence), Anthony Kennedy, and Antonin Scalia are all to blame.

by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007

Thomas

Thomas, Sometimes choses the nickname T or some other varient of Thomas. He is your usual teenage boy, kind of lanky, tall, a bit clumsy, pretty handsome and a meme master. Usually dabs as a greeting or just to dab. Dares his friends to do crazy things but he means well. He is a good runner and will probably excel in video games.

"Damn, look at him he must be a Thomas"

by Raven1245 August 26, 2017