Snowball in hell

Snowball in Hell is not only a very fine song by They Might be Giants, it is also a phrase, although a very seldomly used one, that basically means no chance. Since the TMBG song was released, it's become more commonly used in work situations. (See example 2)

Damn. I've got as much chance to pass this test as a snowball in hell.

I know this new "Consultant" asshole is gonna get me laid off.... I feel like a snowball in hell.

by Catboy May 18, 2006

Hell's Biscuit

An abnormally large piece of shit that creates a searing burning effect on your asshole on the way out.

Grab me some water cuz im bout to shoot out a giant Hell's biscuit!

by ShiatMaster May 13, 2005

Hell Kaiser

The name given to a Human being that has lost all emotions, this person destroys whatever and whoever that crosses his path.

Zane Truesdale was the first Hell Kaiser.

by asfian January 15, 2008

hell nawh

To reject something or don’t want it. It always can be used when someone have you fucked up

Hell nawh I’m not gay

by Tyfrom278 March 14, 2018

davekat hell

When you go looking for one fluffy dave x karkat fic and you come back up 8 hours, 18 smut fics, 23 long fics, and 3 oneshots later.

Moirail: why didn't you text me back
You: i was in a davekat hell feelings jam later okay

by ThatOneNerdyKidWithTheEyebrows July 23, 2017

Hell lube

When your dick burst into fire while in the liver in jasossss pancreas

Sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy pronoun hell lube

by SmokyCORNBREADsharkfartcondon November 4, 2018

cunting hell

a) An exclamation of despair or woe - a highly intensified form of "bloody hell!" or "dammit!".
b) (Shakespearean) - an expression from Act I Scene 3 of Othello. Brabantio is furious that his daughter Desdemona is in love with the Moor: he speculates that, with this love being so unnatural, Othello must have evoked malevolent supernatural influences, the powers of "cunting hell".

It is a judgement maimed and most imperfect
That will confess perfection so could err.
Against all rules of nature, and must be driven
To find out practices of cunting hell
Why this should be.
(OTHELLO, Act I Scene 3, lines 102-106).

by Dr Apple December 10, 2012