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Armchair thinker

Oh! He knows nothing about poverty and disease in Africa. He is an armchair thinker based out of New York.
by Sugzie1 November 23, 2011
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tiker

A guy who sucks shit at sports and gets his stupid face bashed in when going for the "championship" title. This sort of guy takes steroids to enhance their natural state of stupidity and to decrease length/width penis measurment. He also drinks super fag powder mix and shouts TIK TIK TIK HERE I COME when doing so.
Me: Tiker is gross stupid and dumb.I wouldn't have sex with _________ if he was the last person on earth.
by UsuckBALLS June 10, 2008
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The Thinker 270

A sex position invented by the American Army during the Vietnam Conflict since they had nothing else to do in between pillaging helpless vietnamese other than smoke pot and try to refrain from gay sex. The Thinker 270 involves a woman posing as the famous Thinker statue by Van Gogh, except she is turned 270 degrees as the name implies.

She must balance on 2 knees and the elbow of the arm that is touching her chin, so as to maintain the perfect Thinker posture which also gives her the ideal structural balancing position with 3 points of tangency to the ground. Meanwhile, with her feet in the air she must give the man behind her a foojob, and she must use her free hand to fondle the sack of the man in front of her while he fucks her in the mouth.

This position is called the Thinker because Van Gogh used to manifest it onto his Chinese Prostitutes which also inspired him to make the statue.
Rush Limbaugh- Hey Joe wanna go snort some lines off that hooker's ass?
Joe Wilson- How about we snort some lines off her ass and then give her The Thinker 270 in appreciation of Van Gogh?
Rush Limbaugh- I find his art inspirational, let's go!
by Crunkjesus2 November 6, 2009
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tankersley

A large and/or glorious poop or poop session.
Dude, Carol left the nastiest tankersley in my bathroom the other day, fucking rocked.
by dtm5095 June 17, 2010
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tinkerbell

nelyn mae obod, a hyperactive always singing and walking and talking and singing and singing and singing girl
mae is a tinkerbell by heart that it amuses us and entetains us when we become sleepy at work
by munli December 28, 2005
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Free Thinker

A social group of lefties who claim to be intelligent because they bitch about religion, current governments, oil, iraq and anything else while not contributing any ideas to solve these 'problems' other than total elimination and turning the human race into mindless drones. Usually a feminist or hit by thier girlfriend, which they call 'dominant female life partner'
Mesa called jar jar binks. Oh yea, free finkers do not like movies, but fully support ridiculous litigation.
by xenomorph June 6, 2004
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Ticker

"Do you not know how to use a fucking ticker?!"
by Bcirsiah June 20, 2014
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