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circumcision sandwich

A sandwich of which consists of the foreskin of a circumcised penis on rye bread with mayonnaise drizzled over the top.
A diet consisting of only circumcision sandwiches is more effective then the subway diet.
by Cockeyedbob December 1, 2017
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Bachelor Sandwich

Taking any and every condiment/filling/topping/leftover in the fridge and putting it between a hotdog bun, hamburger bun, bread or any bread-like product due to extreme hunger or any sort of intoxication. Creating an interestingly delicious meal
I just ate a bachelor sandwich with ranch, mustard, mayo, hot sauce, pickles and cheese that I cut the mold off. I'm probably making another.

I was wasted the other day and ended up filling a pita with leftover penne in tomato sauce, mushroom soup and croutons. It was the best bachelor sandwich I've ever eaten.
by Smelface April 8, 2017
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Sandwich Dick

When the scrotum is larger than the shaft and mostly/entirely encases the "fun part" of the genitals.
"His dick is so small" "His balls aren't" "That douchenugget has a sandwich dick"
by Milk Man the Master March 27, 2016
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Pastrami Sandwich

A pussy with delicious low hanging tender juicy pink lips

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Damn.. I hit that pastrami sandwich like I only had 30 minutes for lunch...
by MoneyBitetheRapper July 27, 2020
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mayonaise sandwich

Loved by trick daddy and myself, this meal is eaten when you have no food in your house.
"damn its 4 am and i dont wanna go to the store, lemme whip up a mayo sangwich
by Dicap March 3, 2003
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Jew sandwich

two peices of bread put together beacuse a person is too cheap to buy the meat for the inside.
Mike : Hey want to go to Outback for dinner?
Ralph : I can't afford it, but i'll go eat a jew sandwich there.
by jizzle thomas June 5, 2007
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boffa sandwich

When you insert your pair of balls into a sandwich (preferably without meat ) and your partner eats it
Jessica:man I'm so hungry I could eat anything

Tommy: you want a boffa sandwich?
Jessica: yeah!
by Malone boffa June 4, 2016
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